General Chat

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Am off for a night on the tiles (and Smirnoff Ice) tomorrow night. Any chat up lines would be gratefully accepted :-) becx

what do you want for breakfast??????Lolxxxxxxxxxxxxx(:

if it were me, you wouldn't need a line, just a smile...

Becx. Say nowt.....just look at a guy from under your lashes, sideways like, and smile mysteriously. Just act a bit dim, that always gets em....lol, Grandma

BC - I like it but I don't think I can play dumb... could spike their drink though... (joke!!) becx

Forget the chat up lines and give 'em some serious eye contact! Good luck hun and hope you're not too hungover the morning after. Jack xx

Like this one: 'Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway' lol

Cheers Jack Paul & Arthur - very nice of you but not very accurate! becx

I used to find a certain smile did the trick. Somewhere between coy and like a bit of fun :))

trust me, it'd work for me lol

Sorry can't oblige. My own line to my husband many years ago was 'I'm very drunk. Do you mind if I lean on your shoulder?' We've been together for 27 years now. nell

Chrissie - good idea <bec starts practicing by smiling coyly in the mirror...> Helen - Pure Class!

lol in our case, it was 15 years ago, she dropped a glass, I picked it up for her, and I've been doing the same ever since lol

OMG - just found this on a website: 'Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going' If someone said that to me I'd whack him one!

When we were young, I used a bus to work...she also used the same bus. but I went about 2 miles further along.she also knew where I lived. and knew if i was late up, and so she started knocking for me in the morning so I wouldnt be late for work........AaaH! She still gets me up..........

Awww bob that's sweet! I use public transport all the time but the only men who speak to me are usually drunk or foreign! lol

Bec, i'd like to here a bloke get that lot out after a few beers lol Jack x

Jack - it'd be worth it just to see the look on his face when I tip his drink over his head!!! lol

Like this one: 'Nice to meet you, I'm _____ and you are...gorgeous!'