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weeing out of the window, in the wardrobe or sink in his drunken teenage days? Its part of growing up for them, isn't it?

younger days?? lol! perish the thought louise. im sure all us gents are perfectly well behaved. x

He doesn't need to... he did it a few months ago! (and he's far from a teenager!) c x

Not even a ghostie at the back of the night club Paul? Be honest! lol

hows the wastepaper bin for you

Whereabouts claire? Dare I ask?

My husband he says YES!.........the dirty B£$%&*D!!!! Deanna ....................so ashamed!

Younger days lol.. mine did on sunday in the compost bin... reckons he heard it on gardners tv that it was good for the compost ! Kirsty :)

Louise a pub opened near where I live about 20 years ago that sold a particular real ale I liked. I went on a real bender this night and went home and went to bed.My wife had done a load of ironing and put it on the dressing table in the bedroom.You can guess what happened next I got up to go to the toilet and p****d all over the newly ironed washing. She shouted to me to tell me what I was doing and I replied yes I know!I was in the doghouse for weeks after that one. Dave

oh god yeah! that party i had the other week for our mates birthday...well someone was in the toilet so i had him and his mate peeing out the bedroom window! urgh

We have a chair in the bedroom where i put clean washing if i don't get chance to put it away. can you guess who re-washed the clothes????? c x

Have done it through the bars of the cot when the kids were little too! doesnt seem to have done them any harm lol! Dave

when i was a young soldier we had a 'phantom number twoer' who used to leave strange smelly presents around the living accommodation. (no not me!!) we eventually caught him trying to do it in his own wardrobe! lol! at one stage he walked past the bathrooms, in to the toilets, grabbed some loo roll and then went back to the bathrooms and did a jobby in the bath! dirty pig! lol!

Kirsty, your husband is right, Sulpheric Acid (wee) speeds up the break down of vegetation. My husband pee's in a bottle in his shed down the allotment and then pours it in the compost bin every week.

erm, what??? and he's sober when he does this??

Seriously Paul, and everone who don't already know. All those pricey potions that you can buy at garden centres to help break down compost are just expensive and poor immations of the real thing. Wee...........its free.

...lol...yeah, but less of the younger days..once they get away with it once...they think its ok..dirty buggers..lol..

An Ex once peed in my stilletos, also in the wardrobe and then rattled the hangers like he was pulling a flush!!!! Needless to say thats two of the reasons he became an Ex Beve

its not just the men you know! an ex of mine once had an 'accident' after a heavy brandy sesh. she then had the bare faced cheek to blame me!! i was like, 'yeah, i must had lifted you up, had a pee and then plonked you back down in it!' cheeky mare! lol! i have many many 'midnight fireman' stories from army days but i dont want to hog the thread! lol!

LOL! I dunno about younger days?! My Husband did something like that a few years back!! He'd been on a boozy night out with the lads, when he got home, he undressed himself (completely!) and went to sleep on the sofa. He woke up about 6ish (it was daylight) busting for the loo, came out of the lounge, down the hall, through the kitchen, opened the back door and stood there in all his glory, weeing on the door step!! lol! lol! He must have thought He'd been in bed as its the same route upstairs from our bedroom to the bathroom!! lol! The only thing is.....our neighbour is elderly and our back doors face eachother!!! Oh bless her, it was a good job she decided to have a lie in that day as she's normally up with the lark!! Gaynor (who's Husband is always doing embarrassing things when drunk!!!)