General Chat

Count me in Grampa.. Debs x

Hi, it's one of your fellow Morons signing on again. I'd like to speak up and complain, on behalf of all teabags. I feel we're insulting them by association with others (or a.n. other?). You see, the genuine teabag, once it's been used by our good selves, is then brilliant for decomposing in the composter, thereby making good compost for our gardens. So please, let's give the genuine teabags the credit they deserve, lol. Here endeth todays whinge, lol. :-) Posted by Fellow Moron Glenys.

Maz LMHO yes John is a Moron and so are approx 160 people who have added to this thread MORONS!!! lol. Thanks for that Pat x

I've been going out with a girl Her name is Julie But last night she said to me when we were watching telly (this is what she said) She said listen John I love you But there's this bloke I fancy I dont want to two time you So its the end for you and me Who's this bloke I asked her goooooordon she replied Not THAT poof I said in dismay yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be Here we go, two three four I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop And guess who was with him Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me oh, she is cruel and heartless to pack me for Gordan Just cos he's better looking than me just cos he's cool and trendy but I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron Jilted John

Im back, hope you all misbehaved?????

You are a b***y Nut Case

i am with you gramps lol

I shouldn't think so Gwynne I think the whole General board was included in the original statement. Grampa Jim every cloud has a silver lining, I was only thinking Mr Hosmer Angel should be thanked for being responsible creating one of the longest threads on the board for a few days. Pat x

I've only got one wife but I would like to join. please len

Am I too late to join? Gwynne

And I am raising - ummmm, tell you what, I'll leave you guessing... lol

To Mr Hosmer Angel I raise my glass of wine to you, without you this thread would not exist, here here, that was simple terms for all the morons on here.....oooooops we all are,.. silly me!! Susie xx

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On behalf of the Morons may I offer a vote of thanks to member Mr Hosmer Angel for being the inspiration behind this thread.

Jilted John sang Gordon is a moron in 1978 apparently, do we have any Gordons on here yet? Susie xx

I'll join too - I certainly enjoy a laugh. Ann

talking about songs with moron in.do you remember gordon id a moron.can't remember who sung it though.remeber it was around the seventiesxxxxxxx(:

I'm standing in line Jim! LOL Viv

Sorry all, I was trying to get into the cup while carrying some hard Board. Silly me. Let the Morons Rule the Moronosphere!

Hi Jim, As you've put my name in the thread title (although you've left out the 't'), I suppose I'd better sign on too! CB >|<