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Old is When.....
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:51 |
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Your sweetie says 'Let's go upstairs and make love' and you answer.....'Pick one, I can't do both!' Bev x |
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:52 |
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Oh my god Bev.. I am sooo old!! |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:52 |
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Old is when.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot!! |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:54 |
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Old is when...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face!! |
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Lucy | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:56 |
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old is..... having that many wrinkles you have to screw your hat on!! |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:56 |
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Old is when....'Getting a little action' means you dont have to take any fibre today!! |
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Maz from Cornwall | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:56 |
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'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. |
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~ Oleander | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:58 |
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Old is when...ummmm what was I going to say.....ummmmm Jacquie x |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:58 |
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Old is when...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:59 |
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Old is when...an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee |
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~ Oleander | Report | 4 Jun 2005 14:59 |
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Oh Bev....pmsl. That's what happens when you get old!!!!! Jacquie xdx |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:00 |
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Old is when...you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police |
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~ Oleander | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:02 |
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Old is when...you bend down to put your shoes on and see what other jobs you can do while your there!! |
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Sharron | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:03 |
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What hasn't dried up leaks. |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:05 |
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Old is when...You quit holding your stomach in no matter who walks in the room!! Im not old....Im ripe.....lol Bev x |
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Katwin | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:06 |
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Old is when you used to have upper arms, but now you have wing-span!!! Kathyx |
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Researching: |
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~ Oleander | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:06 |
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All sort of squishy then Bev. |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:10 |
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Jacqui...Have you seen pictures??? lol Bev x |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:11 |
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Kathy - pmsl |
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~ Oleander | Report | 4 Jun 2005 15:16 |
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Old is when you look in shop window and think someone is standing behind you.....your granny! |
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