General Chat

OK GUYS Tell me what's the best chatup line that has worked best for you in the past? You know the one that just did not ever let you down and got that girl. LOL Lets see your best line's now. Maybe one of the girls can vote and pick out the best ones? Go on give your best shot.

Hello Ronald Someone told me a great one last week but I can't remember it.... :-s

Get your coat, you've pulled.

Hi ronald I thought you said the ladies could judge not answer them Mine was used 42 yr ago and i married her haven't had one since Howard

lol, there's no such thing, they are a myth. I can make myself look like a fool in other ways without having to resort to chat-up lines.

Ronald' Depends where you are in the relationship. Early on you tell your lady that there are three things about her which you find particularly attractive. If she fancies you, she will ask what they are and you don,t tell her. When more involved, you repeat, but say you would want to kiss them when you tell her. If you are lucky she will agree to at the least the first. You kiss her beautiful eyes; then secondly her lips; conveniently forgetting the third. She should prompt you and you say that she will have to trust you if she wants to know. Will involve unbuttoning something but 'Trust me'. You kiss her shoulders, then 1,2 and 3 again in an order of your choosing............. (what a memory) Happy days (and possibly nights)

Ron, Given the replies you've had so far, you'd best stick to saying it with flowers! LoL CB >|<

I once had a guy come up to me and do the following: <Tapped me on the shoulder> Him: Excuse me but I think your label's sticking out <I went to check, it wasn't> Him: Yep it definitely is... It says you WERE made in Heaven... At first I felt like vomiting but it was pretty brave of him so I let him buy me a drink... lol

Can anybody think of anything thats not too well desprat. Come on it's just a bit of fun. Lets see what your lines are? Great dress can i talk you out of it. lol

man: how do you like your eggs in the morning? girl:unfertilized

Know anything about helicopters? only mine has broken down well it would work for me!!!!

Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? It never worked, Iv,e always wondered why, cheers. unattached ? and looking for the one that never fails.

I like to keep at least ten thousand on my current account. len

Hotel,Motel or shady lane ?? dodged a few slaps though lol

len you've pulled

Hows your belly for a lodger!

Nice one Dave

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Tony Oz :>))

We are starting to get some good lines now. Hey your my christmas cracker and you have been pulled. Com on it's just a bit of fun put yours in and see who says anything about it.

For God's sake!!! You are all amateurs.... Just get yourself a cheap digital camera. Ask her to take a photo of you in front some tourist attraction ( or even a brick wall if necessary ). Then ask someone else to take a photo of both of you in the same place. Then ask for her phone number so you can arrange to send the photo on. BINGO What could possibly go wrong????