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whats the silliest lie you ever been told that you

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Baby

Baby Report 27 Jun 2005 22:59

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Unknown

Unknown Report 27 Jun 2005 23:00

'No of course I'm not sleeping with your sister darling'

Unknown

Unknown Report 27 Jun 2005 23:02

I love you :s

Germaine

Germaine Report 27 Jun 2005 23:07

I can't take you out because I am taking my Mum!!! out. Luckily my Mum sort of knew said you aren't staying in are you so off I went out. Got to the pub guess who was there his Mum???? looked quite young really lol!!!! Their faces were a picture end of that relationship. Germaine x

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 27 Jun 2005 23:22

....trust me....I have had a vasectomy...... BC

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 27 Jun 2005 23:26

She's only a friend!! maggie

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 27 Jun 2005 23:31

Classic..... 'I'll pay you back' Lest said.....

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 27 Jun 2005 23:32

Of course Ive not got herpes!

Carol

Carol Report 27 Jun 2005 23:54

The ice cream man plays the musical chimes when he has run out of ice cream Don`t eat the bottom bit of a banana because it is poisonous

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 27 Jun 2005 23:57

hi donna- first husband... something about honouring... and keeping his self only for ..... dunno, its a silly distant memory now....... lol, sue.

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 27 Jun 2005 23:57

Father Christmas is not well this year so he hasnt left you any toys. Dx

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Jun 2005 00:03

The icecream van only plays a tune when they've run out... (told to their kids by friends of mine - clever kids, didn't buy it for a second !)

Glenys the Menace!

Glenys the Menace! Report 28 Jun 2005 20:45

'That's not my wife at home ........ that's the woman who comes in to do the cleaning.' (Many, many years ago, when I was naive!)

Claire

Claire Report 28 Jun 2005 21:04

I told the icecream one to my 3 yr old. She cried the next time the van came round. :o( My Dad told me orange smarites were poisonous. Claire xx

Cliff

Cliff Report 28 Jun 2005 21:11

When I was a young lad, being from a poor family When the icecream van came down our road wailing out its musical jingle, my father told me, when he plays that jingle it means he has sold out of icecream. Poor me.

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Jun 2005 21:15

No, I am NOT having an affair! (said with conviction) CB >|<

Heather

Heather Report 28 Jun 2005 21:16

Did you know 'gullible' isnt in the dictionary?

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 28 Jun 2005 21:46

no i dont mind you going for a drink, ill call you a cab on your way home.. then after i got home and after he had lost his temper...i promise i will never hurt you again, i didnt realise what i was doing! Thank god i came round in the end!!

Cliff

Cliff Report 28 Jun 2005 21:50

Ok Stelly, I,ll give you one more week! I heard that. cliffy

Stelly ♥♥

Stelly ♥♥ Report 28 Jun 2005 21:51

Wot you on about Cliff????