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I am going to stop chasing women

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Howie

Howie Report 20 Aug 2005 13:44

Jim some great reply all with good sense of humor we need more like it thanks Howardxx

Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 20 Aug 2005 13:37

Its like riding a bike- one never forgets. It just a matter of balance which can make it a bit tricky. Len

Waveyone1

Waveyone1 Report 20 Aug 2005 13:12

I STOPPED CHASING AGES AGO NOW I JUST STAND STILL BUT THE ONLY THING I CATCH IS A COLD.. i CAN STILL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO I JUST NEED THE PRACTISE!!!

~ Oleander

~ Oleander Report 20 Aug 2005 12:54

It's a bit like riding a bike Grampa....just let the mechanism take over.....you'll be right!!! Had a good laugh at Anne's comment my imagination is working over time thinking about that one!! Jacquie xxxx

WhackyJackieInOz

WhackyJackieInOz Report 20 Aug 2005 12:48

Hey Grandpa Air fares are not too bad now If you fly VIRGIN lol you can be here in 24 hours Isn't it great just to have a heap of fun online I love it Regards Jackie

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 Aug 2005 12:43

See what I mean? By the time I walk to West Australia.........

WhackyJackieInOz

WhackyJackieInOz Report 20 Aug 2005 12:41

Oh I just thought of something Grandpa Have you heard the old saying 'There may be snow on the Mountain (Grey Hair) but there is still plenty of fire down below' I'm being norty lol Regards Jackie

WhackyJackieInOz

WhackyJackieInOz Report 20 Aug 2005 12:38

Hi Grandpa I am standing still and I know what to do he! he! Luv Jackie (Grandma)

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 Aug 2005 08:42

Damn, I thought that Policewoman costume was real!

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 Aug 2005 08:38

I doubt if I could give young Mossie any tips. I have never needed chemical stimulation.

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 20 Aug 2005 04:17

There's an article in September's Saga mag about Stirling Moss needing Viagra! Perhaps you and he could share some hints (oops nearly put tips)

Keith

Keith Report 19 Aug 2005 23:14

Jim. Remember the old saw 'A man chases a girl until she catches him' Keith

Anne

Anne Report 19 Aug 2005 21:27

Here's a thought......... There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that in the near future there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Anne

Nana Anna

Nana Anna Report 19 Aug 2005 21:12

Why do I have the Benny Hill chasing music going through my head?! Anna

June

June Report 19 Aug 2005 21:11

Jim, Just lie back and think of England, lol June xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Aug 2005 21:08

Please do not stop...we girlies like to be chased Gramps X

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Aug 2005 21:07

My point exactly. When you catch one, what do you do with it? And please, ladies, no mention of Hatpins!

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Aug 2005 21:04

No, because then everyone will ask 'Does he take sugar?'.

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Aug 2005 21:03

Yeah me to Grampa Jim

Poolie Girl

Poolie Girl Report 19 Aug 2005 21:02

Get yersel a whizzy wheelchair and bowl the maidens over Beth :)