General Chat

karen,that's the whole point of this thread...who would worry about your feet..you girls wear make up...us fellas,well what you see is what you get. lets be positive now...make me laugh,cook me nice bacon sarnies,snuggle up to me in bed.....dont fart in front of me. and i could love you....big bums dont come into it. bryan.

LOL!!! Thanks Bryan....... i think???? Its my crows feet that have stopped me doing meets... Hey Ho... i guess we ladies dont wanna grow old gracefully!! LOL if only all men didnt want Playboy Bunnies.... Karen

lemon,if i got 3 pms from you,i would be scared as well. you're a woman of the world,my mate dan,has still to be tempted by the fruits of life...or so he tells me lol bryan.

bryan I swear i never touched the little weasel but how i would love to get him in the pub with the girls again ....he is in deep now saying i pm'd hi....only did 3 times so as not to scare the little monster XX

not much wrong with your cleavage karen,at least their both in the same room lol. lemon...have you seen the film...the graduate...lol bryan.

Another one of hubby's comments..... Have you tried using loo roll on your lack of cleavage???? No...... Well it worked to make your bum bigger!!!! LOL Karen

Sorry Bryan....so confusing my hubby being with an i

Hmph give me half an hour to think about it brian.

LOL!!! I once asked hubby.... Does this skirt make my bum look big?? No he replied...... Its the daily take aways that do that job!!! LOL Karen

thanks stel, i knew i could count on you. lemon,forgive and forget,one day dan will realise,just what may have been lol. anyway,back to bums....and other bits. bryan

Camberwell its not me it is Bryans little mate....Daniel horn on his head Longman.....X

Young & handsome? Where? Is Nelly's imagination running riot again? Oh dear, Bryan. If it wasn't for your arm, you could offer to drive your neighbour to the gym. CB >|<

Stelly Bryan is daniels mate...get him on our side and promise we will pull a sock up each for him X

Hello Bryan I'll put yer sock on luv Glad you 're feeling better now Stel.xx

Bryan will pull your socks up every day if you can protect me from the PIP SqUEAK XX

yes lemon,at the moment,it's easier to get a T shirt on than anything else...it's the bloody socks that are still upsetting me lol. bryan.

Young and handsome....devious more like, I never stalked a child in my life....little horror...you still wearing the T shirt Bryan?

lemon,talk as much as you want,i think daniel likes the limelight,after all,he is young and handsome. CB,the lady in question is just a neighbour...we spoke about my arm first...but did'nt offer to put my socks on for me...then she asked about my daughter,who often comes in her nurses uniform...think the neighbours have me down as a perv lol...then we spoke about emails etc,and it was then she mentioned her cyber friend...and her bum....so,i dont know her well enough to suggest,that she gets off her bum lol. good point though. bryan.

Oops, forgot about poor old Kylie. Yes, according to Bob (hubby) he's with Paul there! In answer to your thread question - in my opinion anyway - the media have a lot to answer for, lol. x CB - you have a good point there, lol. So why am I still sat at the keyboard?!

Bryan, If your friend's worried about the size of her butt, she shouldn't be sat on it, typing on the Internet. She should be down at the swimming pool or the gym, getting plenty of exercise. So should I! LOL CB >|<