General Chat

i was chatting to a neighbour this afternoon,and we started chatting about the internet....she has been talking everyday for a couple of months to a fella,who now suggests they meet,but she said no...why...cos she says her bum is too big,for goodness sake fellas...are we that fickle. bryan.

BUM!!BUM!!BUM!!!Sorry!!I wish I had one!!lol always wanted a curvy posterior BOOHOO!!!

Did you not reassure her Bryan or was it just too obvious?

Thanks Clare, !!xxx

roxanne,it works both ways...does it really matter,you are,who you are...ps,i'me always looking at that pic lol. clare...it's nice of you to share. dan,as you get older,you will realise,that women never stop long enough to take a breath lol...just say..yes dear..and you will do fine. bryan.

Bryan, tell her she's like me - we have all the curves, they're just in the wrong places!! Anyway, J-Lo has a big bum - but look where it's got her! x

hi glenys, paul chunks will tell you,that kylie has the best bum...but she does absolutely nothing for me..but then,i'me a grumpy old fart lol. bryan.

Only 'cos you got a dodgy shoulder - otherwise you're not bad LOL Jan xx

Hmmm! methinks that Renault advert has a lot to answer for!!! Bob

Was about to post a reply but saw Dan on and am so scared he may think I am stalking him again....little angel that he is X

thanks jan,if they dont release me from this torturous equipment on tuesday,i will get a spanner and do it myself lol. bob, i have wanted to do a thread about ..the chicken pill..for weeks,but i'me afraid i may be jumped upon for being racist...and i would'nt like that,as i was married to a black woman for nearly twelve years. bryan.

Bryan, If your friend's worried about the size of her butt, she shouldn't be sat on it, typing on the Internet. She should be down at the swimming pool or the gym, getting plenty of exercise. So should I! LOL CB >|<

Oops, forgot about poor old Kylie. Yes, according to Bob (hubby) he's with Paul there! In answer to your thread question - in my opinion anyway - the media have a lot to answer for, lol. x CB - you have a good point there, lol. So why am I still sat at the keyboard?!

lemon,talk as much as you want,i think daniel likes the limelight,after all,he is young and handsome. CB,the lady in question is just a neighbour...we spoke about my arm first...but did'nt offer to put my socks on for me...then she asked about my daughter,who often comes in her nurses uniform...think the neighbours have me down as a perv lol...then we spoke about emails etc,and it was then she mentioned her cyber friend...and her bum....so,i dont know her well enough to suggest,that she gets off her bum lol. good point though. bryan.

Young and handsome....devious more like, I never stalked a child in my life....little horror...you still wearing the T shirt Bryan?

yes lemon,at the moment,it's easier to get a T shirt on than anything else...it's the bloody socks that are still upsetting me lol. bryan.

Bryan will pull your socks up every day if you can protect me from the PIP SqUEAK XX

Hello Bryan I'll put yer sock on luv Glad you 're feeling better now Stel.xx

Stelly Bryan is daniels mate...get him on our side and promise we will pull a sock up each for him X

Young & handsome? Where? Is Nelly's imagination running riot again? Oh dear, Bryan. If it wasn't for your arm, you could offer to drive your neighbour to the gym. CB >|<