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How about Essex Girls (Bec ? lol)

A blonde Essex girl in her Ford Capri is involved in a serious road accident and is badly injured. Paramedics are quickly on the scene. The paramedic pulls open the car door and says to the Essex girl 'Can you tell me where you're bleeding from?' The Essex girl replies 'I'm from bleedin' Romford!'

If we are gonna do Essex...give me 2 secs till I get my white bag and shoes xxxx

I'm sure I could find some Dee

go on paul, you know you want to............pmsl. scottie on welsh soil. mmmm i know what your thinking, but have you got the balls? lynnxx

Kentish Maids, Paul? surely not! :-) Joy

I don't know many Scots/Welsh jokes but I'm sure I can come up with something, to do week sheep probably lol

lets stick with Essex girls An Essex girl is crossing the road when she gets hit by an XR3i. As she is lying on the ground, the driver rushes out of the car to see if she is alright. 'I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see ya. Are ya OK?' he blurts out. 'Everyfinks just a blur, I can't see a fing' she says, tearfully. Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight. 'How many fingers have I got up?' he asks. 'Oh my Gawd!' she screams. 'Don't tell me I'm paralysed from the waist daan an all!!!'

paul you really disappoint me, i'm not laughing yet!!! lynnxx

Paul!! pmsl!!! :0) Joan (dancing around her 'andbag)

I know a Welsh joke, Paul. I married him first time round! CB >|<

Paul !!!!! PMSL I used to know loads like these but they are evading recall at the moment lol

CB, really peeing meself, so am i........... ha! ha! ha! pmsl. lynnxx

OK here's a Welsh one Dai, who had just turned 20, one day informed his father that he wanted to marry Mari the girl next door. 'I'm sorry, boyo,' said his father, 'but you can't marry her, you see as it happens she's your sister.' Dai was downcast but within a week he came back to see his father again. 'Dad', he said, 'I've made up my mind to marry Morfydd.' 'Isn't that the girl behind the counter in Morgan's dairy?' asked his father . . . and it turned out she was his sister too. Gradually one after another the girls of the village were excluded from matrimonial alliance with Dai on the grounds of consanguinity until none was left. One evening after the last girl had fallen under his father's interdict Dai was sitting in the front room looking sadly at the grate. 'What's wrong with you, Dai?' asked his mother, 'girl trouble is it?' 'Yes, Mam,' Dai replied, 'every time I want to marry a girl, father makes out she's my sister.' 'Oh, don't listen to that old fool', said his mother, 'he's no relation of yours anyway.'

pmsl, reading it in a welsh accent does wonders. lynnxx thanks paul.

Oi Paul!!! I've got a Jones & an Evans in my tree!!! I am deeply offended..... NOT !!!!!!!! LOL!!!! :0) Joan

and now a scottish one (sadly this is the funniest one I've found so far - there's a dearth of Scots jokes...) Old Sandy was dying. Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked: ‘Anything I can get you, Sandy?’ No reply. ‘Have ye no’ a last wish, Sandy?’ Faintly, came the answer. . . ‘a wee bit of yon boiled ham.’ ‘Wheesht, man,’ said Maggie, ‘ye ken fine that’s for the funeral.’

And I've got a sheep sh***** in the living room and he's...........LHAO...in a Welsh accent, of course LOL Jan xx

pmsl lynnxx

Paul. Can't see why you're having trouble finding Scottish jokes. They're all in Parliament. :-) Keith