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HORRORSCOPES!!! (Do not read if easily offended!)
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:33 |
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Mystic Kim -Psychic Lardbucket, Chip Factory Operative and Clairvoyant to the Criminally Insane, predicts your future. (GRIM) OK Whos first for a reading???? Be Brave!!! |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:34 |
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Me please - Taurus :O)) |
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Rachel | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:35 |
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If your really nice, I'll go first (Cancer - ( 9 July) |
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Val :~) from West Wirral | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:36 |
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can I be another on your list please (what am I letting myself in to hehehe) Libra (25 September) love Val :~) |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:38 |
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ANNE!!! Taurus The Bull! Love will find you this month, but sadly not in the most romantic way. Remember that young Friesian with the voluptuous muscles you've had your eye on? Soon you may be bearing his calf, but instead of giving him a good seeing-to, his love-juice will be extracted scientifically by the Artificial Insemination bloke. Still, in a dim light and if you stand down-wind of him, he could be quite attractive. XX |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:40 |
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Cancer the Crab!!! Oh dear, who's been a naughty Cancerian then? That irritating itch in your trouser region is caused by lots of your little crablike cousins scuttling around like billy-o. Nothing else for it -- you'll have to moider the wee beasties. Drown them in nit lotion, take a hot bath and wave them a tearful farewell with your pincer as they disappear down the plughole. Then treat your pubes to a number one crop, and pay more attention to personal hygiene in future. |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:40 |
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Cripes :O((( lol |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:42 |
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Libra The Scales!! Scales are all very well, but not when you're covered in them head to toe. Try some homeopathic psoriasis cream, or Scab-Go patent leprosy lotion, personally endorsed by Mother Teresa™. Act now, or your friends will feed you baby rats and club together for a vivarium for you to sleep in. ;o))) X |
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Val :~) from West Wirral | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:43 |
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hahahaha!!! very good Kym! how so close you are!!! love Val :~) |
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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:44 |
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Lol Kim! Gemini please |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:45 |
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Jeanette!! Dear Gemini, the twins of the zodiac. Or are you really a two-faced humanoid with a split personality? You've been causing mischief by playing one person off against another and soon your sins will find you out, then goodbyeee, you'll be on a one-way ticket to Palookaville. Tsk, tsk! XXXX |
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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:47 |
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No change there then Kim! LOL |
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Rachel | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:49 |
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Now lets see YOUR horrorscope KimKat! |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:49 |
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Heh Heh Heh! Any more takers?? Its predicted that I must do some housework!! BRB ;o))) Kim X |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:50 |
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Cancer Lunar! Same as you!! ;o))) Scratch scratch!! ;o))) X |
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Rachel | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:53 |
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In which case you could have tamed it downa bit KimKat! Besides I thought you would have been King/Queen of the Beasts - Leo the Lion, like my mam, bro and cousin. |
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POSITIVE Pauline | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:55 |
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Come on Kim - what's Pisces then? Pauline |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 13:58 |
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PISCES!!! Can't make a decision? It's a typical Piscean trait, two fish swimming in opposite directions. Should I have muesli or black pudding for breakfast? Which pants should I wear - the Armani or those naff ones from Top Shop? You're such a pathetic ditherer, you'd be chucked off The Weakest Link before it even started! Pull yourself together, little fishy, before someone batters you and serves you up in yesterday's newspaper with a scoopful of chips. ;o)))) KimX |
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Unknown | Report | 7 Jan 2006 14:01 |
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Hey Lunar!! Who you callin a Beast???!!! Specially for your Brother!! Leo the Lion Grrrrrr oh, Leo, boy, do you need a makeover. Time to get a haircut, your mane's flopping over your eyes, making you look like Liam Gallagher after a crap night out. Time to take a pride in your appearance. And watch that diet! Are you sure you're eating properly? One meal every three days - even if it's a whole zebra - won't do much for your complexion. Any more spots and you'll look like a leopard with acne! |
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Bobtanian | Report | 7 Jan 2006 14:02 |
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ok Kim..........Sagittarius........ |
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