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I'M going to take the P*** out of someone,but if theres any compaining to do i'll do it cos it's me i'm talking the piss out off.. After yesterday i was going to lay low for a while but was told last night by a lovely lady not to,,so here's some advice on what to do if you ever have the miss fortune to meet me.......................................................... LESSON ONE ..falling flat on my face ,,,or A**** sometimes the message fails to get from brain to legs that im walking ,top half goes bottom half stays still ,,,,and beleive me top half is BIG so if im lucky i fall on my A*** but it has been know to do the opposite,leave me in the gutter as thats where i usaually end up,ciggie in mouth,if coffee shop near a latte will do,,wait till georgious bloke with either steel blue eyes or deep brown comes to my aid,oh and a nice bum wouldn't go amiss to help me up,this may take some time getting up as i will make the most of this moment , ........................................................................................... this is not ment to offend others who have disabilities but its my way of coping.and i would love to meet some of you oneday LOL (i gave up waiting for heros they tend to leave you on desert islands### not gonna let you forget that)

I like you, Gwen! :-)

Wonderful to cope with a sense of humour. If you fall in front of me I'll find a nice bloke to pick you up (not me with my bad back Lol!) and take you for a latte! Ann Glos

Gwen you sound so lovely! Julie xxx

Can I join in? I deserve to fight back after the aggro you hurl at me :-)

yes Daniel take the piss as much as you like.i'm used to it , but i only mean it towards you with love

I shall save taking the urine for another day. I don't feel up to it at the minute; after my early start n all.

Gwen my my haven't you come out to play in the last couple of days. Hope you aren't gonna blame me for starting that thread the other day. Glad to see your sense of humour is about the same as mine towards my mum when she falls although certain memebers of the family think I'm insensitive. Next time I see someone in the gutter will ask them if they are you!

There again, Dan was ignoring us, wasn't he, Gwen, yesterday?! :-)

Well I'm disappointed in you Gwen. When I saw the title, I felt sure this would be about Daniel... lol

Dawnie if its me in the gutter come and wait there may be two hunks ,,,,,and as i'm a kind person i'll share them with you lol Joy,,,we'll get even with him DANIEL WAKE UP Paul ,,,sorry to disapoint you,,but seeing as i've taken the piss out of you at times i'm suprised you didn'thave a go at me...open season at the moment

well i maybe the wrong sex, but i will still buy you a Latte :)))

Gwen PMSL love , glad you took the advice and came back all cylinders on GO.......like I said if ever you fall here I will sit with you till he comes along to pull us up XXXXXX Good on ya

Gwen, Considering how many people I've mocked in my time here, it would be pretty poor of me if I couldn't take it back wouldn't it ? Anyway, who's been nasty ? Tell me and I'll throw a wet haddock at them (Jeanette ? lol)... Paul x

Gwen I almost put a thread up last night about 'normal' but backed out in case i started something again. Yuore better than me you seem to bounce back i get scared off!

Dawnie.....don't get scared love.....just borrow my stilletos and walk tall XXXX

PMSL Gwen :0) Have to admit, like Paul, I thought you meant Daniel too.

Lemon, god woman I'm having enough trouble walking at the moment in flat shoes if I wore your stilletos I'd be flat on my ..... in the gutter with Gwen. Plus at 5ft 9 don't think I want to be any taller.

S'ok Dawn cos if you and Gwen go over.....I am just gonna sit on the kerb with you till some young...nubile men pull us back up lol XX

Good on ya Gwen! After reading Dawnie's reply I imagined all GR members asking any women they see fall over 'ooh are you Gwen'! Kaz :o)