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Man Rules Women must obey FOR FUN You often see rules from a woman’s point of view. So here it is from a man’s Point of view. Women look and learn. lol Men know them and use them. lol If a headache lasts 17 months something is wrong see a Doctor. Breasts are made for looking at it’s what we men do. Get use toy it. Don’t change it. Learn to work the Toilet seat. You’re a big girl now. If it’s up put it down. We need it up, you need is down. You. don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down... Shopping is not a sport and we will never think of it that way. Crying is blackmail. Don’t do it. It won’t work. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one. Subtle hints won’t work. Strong hints won’t work. Obvious hints won’t work. JUST SAY IT. Yes and No are perfectly good answers for most questions. It’s simple you can do it. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a Doctor at once. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in any argument and any comments made are null and void with in 7 days If you think you put on a few pounds you probably have. Don’t ask us and we won’t lie to you or hurt your feelings. If something we say can be taken two ways, and one way makes you feel sad or angry, We mean the other one. You can ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. But not both, If you already know the best way to do it then do I your self. When ever possible please say what you have to during the commercials Christopher Columbus did not need directions and nor do we. If it itches it will be scratched. We do that. If we ask what’s wrong and you say nothing. We will act like nothing is wrong. We know your lying, but it’s just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wish to wear is fine. Please don’t ask us to choose. Don’t ask us what we are thinking unless, you wish to talk about sex, sport or cars. You have cloths You have too many shoes I am a shape Round is a shape Thank you for reading this. I know I have sleep on the sofa tonight. But do you know we don’t really mind that as it’s like camping. Let the men see this and give them a laugh. Let the women see this to give them an education

Ron, Very funny lol And I agree with you Carol. xx

Now I know where I am going wrong, I have been dropping hints, not asking for what I want ;-))

Carol, Stellybabe and Dee Good to see you all Hope you like a good laugh lol I want to see what the guys say lmao

I say what i want and still dont get it !!

Gwen Give him a beer you'll be fine.

Completely and utterly sexist. Unfortunately it should be on the nostalgia thread. Good stuff. Happy days

Hi Harry Bet i get some replys later with this one lol

Very funny and with a lot of truth. I think its good to read things from the other perspective (sometimes!!) I know I go wrong with the hinting thing. You only have to mention something to a girlfriend and they know what you mean but men!! I am learning to spell things out! As for the toilet lid and seat-I wouldn't mind so much about leaving it up if only it was flushed first!! Chris xx

Hiya Ron! Good to see you! Bet no one ever accuses you of being 'A New Man' LOL Kim xx

Chrispy & Kim Hi to both of you. Thanks for seeing the funny side of it. lol

Hi peeps take a look at my funny rules lol

How About These Then Ron?? (Pay Back Time Girls!!) HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST. He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT. He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT. He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION. He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED. He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA. He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE. He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS. Heh Heh XX

Where are all the guys? Running for cover? Chris

Hey Kim that's cool hun. lmao Good to see you again.

Kim.......LMAO :-) xx

I ll be off shortly

Excellent! my third husband will appreciate them...

Carol I would hun but nobody wants to play today. lol Thought this might have turned into a good chuckle. Never mind.