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sorry, i know i must be boring you with baby talk but he just sneezed, did the biggest ripper ever and filled his nappy at the same time! i found it very funny - till i found out it was my turn to change him!

LOL You talk all you want about your baby Paul. It is to be expected Germaine x

tehehehehe lots more of that to come!!! Good job the nappy was on at the time LOL

poor little thing nearly threw himself out of the crib! lol! and how can so much possibly pass through one so small in one day??!

happy parenting.......

Oh you will be surprised Paul and don't forget you were just like it once. Germaine x

Enjoy it all Paul. These are the little things you will remember forever. Hubs changed our Brendan in the middle of the night and for some reason sat Brendan on his knee without a nappy on. Then he realised that pumps don't run down your leg???,,,,,,,,, Need I say more!! Have you been wee'd on yet? Dianne xx

Paul Hubby used to look after our eldest two days a week, his days off I worked all day. Came home one day and got a gruff hello found out she had filled her nappy so much it had come out everywhere and the only way he could clean her up was to put her in the bath and shower her down. He hates the feel of naked babies so wasn't impressed. I found that funny.

Our young son was lying in his canvas carry cot in the summer of 1960. I was busy working. When I glanced in I found he had exploded and kicked off his nappy and painted everything including himself a lovely shade of kacky yellow/brown. Husband was at work and I didnt know where to start cleaning up. Felt like taking the whole lot down to the river and throwing them in! This was pre-disposable nappies.

hee hee! yes dianne 3 times today! funny how it isnt quite as yeuw when its your flesh and blood! no way could i be covered in another child's 'stuff!!' lol!

As Harry would say 'Happy Days' and they are.......believe it or not, mine are 28 and 31 now...........Still my babies............Mine were babies when disposable nappies were new and it oozed out the sides..................

Our daughter and her husband went out leaving the aforementioned son aged about 17 to babysit. When they got home they found he had changed her (admittedly only wet) nappy. He said he couldnt leave the poor little blighter to stew in her own juices! Daughter didnt have disposables at that time.

Congrats on your sweet boy mate..When he older DONT give him chocolate baby moose, i remember that well with my girl and nappy changing was...well you could see it at night and family 5 miles away could smell..She never had it again..My son is an artist..He had the art of hitting me in the face with his pee AFTER i opened nappy..Just see mate bet your boy does the same..Jay

lol! great stories! keep em coming! well he's doing well as a fireman so far! he's hosed me, his mum and his auntie sarah! not bad for 6 days old! we get a hosepipe ban tomorrow though - he'll have to stop! lol!

My first born once had a very liquid 'explosion' which leaked out of the side of his nappy and all over me - we were in my bed at the time. I leapt out of bed and went to the shower, leaving husband to sort out pooey baby and the bedsheets. Ugh! As for vomit....been there, washed the t-shirt. nell

PMSL, love the shared chores when it comes to baby.

that sort of thing can also happen in years to come, minus the nappy of course lol

Little boys you have to remember to put their bits downwards when putting nappy on or it just comes over the top of waistband. Eldest daughter again when I was still in hospital weren't gonna let me out as she had slight jaundice and was very quiet (didn't cry in hospital) they told me if she didn't liven up they would have to look into it. We had to eat all together at a long table, a baby started crying and no one moved so figured it must be mine. Went to check her and she had filled the goldfish bowls they sleep in. I was soon allowed home.

Paul OH was carrying baby daughter in sling on his front, in a shoe shop trying on new trainers, when she exploded, brown stuff all over her, him, shop carpet, and trainers. Poor lad serving was v. young, and had no clue how to help. I of course, should have been able to, but could not stop laughing long enough to do anything constructive! Needless to say, have never been to that shop again...

The first meal of carrots is quite interesting ;-))