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Pam Ayres

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Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:13

Has anyone else seen her poem in the paper today...? Really funny.....

Pilgrim Father

Pilgrim Father Report 6 May 2006 13:15

I saw it Sandy - GREAT! Will you put it on your thread???

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 6 May 2006 13:18

That's a name that I've not heard for years. I found her poems very amusing - will get a paper. Tina

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:19

Wish I could but not computer literate, maybe someone else can do it.....it really is worth looking at isn't it...Had me in hysterics.....

Pilgrim Father

Pilgrim Father Report 6 May 2006 13:19

I'll add it to your thread if you wish

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:24

Yes please.....I have asked Daniel but he is insulting me now,,but please yes add....

Daniel

Daniel Report 6 May 2006 13:29

Sorry I don't get The Star

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:31

Telegraph, you rude boy.........Pilgrim Father is helping me out now......so Lemon fuff to you .....Read it when it appears....very amusing...

Pilgrim Father

Pilgrim Father Report 6 May 2006 13:32

I AM READY MR PRESCOTT by Pam Ayres I am ready Mr Prescott, You can take me in your arms All these years I’ve waited, To experience your charms, So fling aside those trousers, I hope they quick release, For all that hanky panky’s Made you clinically obese. I like a man of substance, I like a man of size, Especially when I’m measuring The bags beneath their eyes, If anyone insults me I have no doubt at all You’d leap to my defence And punch the blighter through the wall. I like you Mr Prescott, A constant watch I keep To see you on the TV Sat next to Tony, fast asleep. So I’m waiting Mr Prescott My toothbrush in my bag, To see your chiselled jaw Behind the wheel of either Jag. A man like you is dangerous A man like you is trouble Just like a row of houses You demolish me to rubble With one hand on the tiller As steady as a rock And the other disappearing Up the secretary’s frock.

Swiss

Swiss Report 6 May 2006 13:33

Oh. It would be lovely if somone could put it on this thread. Don't live in England, so it's the only way I'd be able to read it. Thanks. I'll pop in later on. Just going for a snack now then have to go food shopping. Cheers.

Daniel

Daniel Report 6 May 2006 13:34

Boy? Nah The Sun is downstairs but haven't looked at it yet. Never get the Telegraph but when I'm away on my travels I get the Daily Mail. Don't know what that says about me.

Daniel

Daniel Report 6 May 2006 13:35

Ha ha that's great. I have numerous pics on my phone of John alseep in the Commons.

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:39

Thank you, Pilgrim Father....thought it was nice to share it..

Marilyn

Marilyn Report 6 May 2006 13:40

Pam turns up occasionally as a guest on Countdown and she is still very amusing. Marilyn

Woody's

Woody's Report 6 May 2006 13:43

Very good! She just hits the nail on the head doesn't she. Must admit I used to feel a bit sorry for ole JP. Type 2 diabetes makes you cranky and tired but he had extra curricular activities in mind! Nearly as surprising as Major/Currie episode!

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 13:50

Thank you ladies, are men not amused by it..? Just curious..

Daniel

Daniel Report 6 May 2006 14:01

*checks to see he has actually become invisble after years of trying*

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 May 2006 14:28

PMSL That is brilliant.:0) Thank you xx

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 6 May 2006 14:45

Sorry , Dan bit I did say MEN....~~~~to Muffy~~still in and our with visitors and another lot from the village turned up as well....

Howie

Howie Report 6 May 2006 14:51

Sandy didnt have the paper so thanks to you and Pilgrim brilliant xxx