General Chat

I have not been on very much today Cherry, but I just loved your thread. Now you are gonna tell me there is NO WEDDING??? boo hoo I was So looking forward to the day!! Deanna X

Anne, must ask this: what's the new mother-in-law like? lol x

Well girls, maybe not the wedding we first envisaged but.........I did hedge my bets and there's a certain young lady with a penchant for black leather who expressed an interest in my boy..............................

Glenys ............. seems she changes her alliegence (?sp) very quickly ......... looks like she has her eye on another for her boy !!! Gutted I is ............... he looks like a mint catch :O)) LOL

Oh you're back now are you, you young hussey, only took you two shakes of a lamb's tail to run off with that Charlie Farnes-Barnes didn't it? I can't be having such a fickle filly trifling with my son's emotions. You left him distraught and abandoned on the M25. Have you no shame?

Omygawd Anne, the nearly-ma-in-law's on the warpath! (did you hear the one about the girl whose mother-in-law went missing? The couple gave the police a detailed description; nothing happened for a week, then next door got their bulldog back). Sorry to all ma-in-laws out there, couldn't resist that one! (And I love bulldogs lol) x

But Cherry ........... we ran out of petrol ( you know how much those Ferrari's guzzle fuel) ......... we thought Charlie was genuinely helping us .............. but it turns out he had ulterior motives :O((( He nabbed my mobby so I couldn't call Andy to warn him ..... I am bereft *sobs* :O((((

*large black leather sofa sashays in* Andy speaks: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Mags is blocking the sun! Arise, fair Anne, and kill the envious cow Who is already sick and pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she. Be not her maid, since she is envious. Her vestal livery is but zipped and leathery And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. ..... Two of the fairest stars on all the boards Having same business, do entreat my eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return from the organ stops upon which they dwell ................ Mags caterwauls O Andy, Andy! Wherefore art thou Andy? Deny thy mother and refuse thy Anne; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a sofa (With profuse apologies to William Shakespeare)

ANNE........... how could you??? do think our boys have no feelings?? Cherry how is he today?? Gotta go.... Emmeredale....... byeeeeeeeeeee Deanna X

Gawd I just pop to the khasi and it all gets out of sync!!!!!!

Don't you Cherry me young Madam, I'm Lady Fatarsey to you, missed your chance of a title there didn't you. This time next week you could have been the Duchess of Dong, see what you've thrown away!!!! Had you no concern for your little kitties? What a traumatic experience they must have had being dragged around the countryside like that. Fine mother you'd make to a biped - Huff huff and yet another huff

Mags Dhalink, just send me your addy and a pic of your sofa, it's quite obvious that you're an educated laydee who appreciates the finer things in life Not like that nocd Anne

Three words from dear Andy, and good night indeed. If that thy bent of love be not bent at all (sniggers) If thy purpose marriage, send me word tomorrow, By your mother who I will bribe to come to thee, Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite; (woo hoo!) And all my fortunes and black leather at thy foot I'll lay And follow thee my lord throughout the world.

Och McCherry, I can see that McYou and McAnne have had your McTroubles, can ye not McKiss and make up? x

Wot's wiv all this Mac business, don't tell me Anne's made off wiv Andy's sporran an all? Ooops, I do apologise, nearly forgot my elevated position in life for a moment there.

I've just had to console myself with a bowlful of choc McAngel Delight :O(((

Lady Fatarsey??? I am crying with laughter here. A name more suited to me than you, I'm sure. *trying to curtsy.... but big fat Everything in the way.... * I'll bow, okay ? Deanna X

I sense a conspiracy afoot

*wonders if she should bid for the young man on Ebay*

I have not, I repeat not, offered my boy for sale on Ebay I am pursuing the large black sofa job personally and cutting out the middleman Deanna, tugging at the forelock is good if you can't manage the bowing and scraping