General Chat

Mine was at Pink's 40th when it was the first day I had ever met any of you mad people and I sat on a little white stool to talk to Bec, Daisy & Paul and it disintigrated beneath me with a load crack!!!! OMG how bad was that there was a bit of laughter but why not!!!! I did have a huge black bruise on my buttock the next morning!!.lol your turn, Susie xx

Too many to mention but 1 of the worst was when i had just had my son and was pushing him along the road in his pram when a wasp started buzzing around him, i went to 'shoo' it away and it flew up my shirt, resulting in me whipping off my shirt in a panic to get it out, problem.....i was walking past a company of soldiers on parade ....OH being 1 of them.....he was not impressed !!!!!!!!!! never mind its funny 19 years later ;-) Donna

Awwww bless you!!!!! pmsl X

IMind Susie that sounded so painful but ts a good thing to laugh at yourself when stuff like that happens...... i spend a lot of time laughing at myself! ;-) Donna

.....and here's me thinking it was only serious people using Genes Reunited. I've only started reading these community messages today and i didnt realise how much abuse goes on. Where do I sign up?

I believe to the left somewhere!!! X

Is it true???????? Do you have to be serious to use GR....can somebody tell me before i renew.... it would not be good thing to waste my money methinks ;-) Donna

must go to work now! Catch you all later X

PMSL I remember that Susie! I've had too many to name :0) xxx

When I was expecting number 1 I went to the ordaination (sp) of a chap I used to baby sit for. We'd been for a meal first and the garlic bread was having a rather adverse effect on me, I was getting very uncomfortable and knew that the only relief I would get was if I 'let one go'!! So I snuck out the side door of the church, round the corner and trumped away merrily (felt much better I can tell you) only whilst in mid pop, the bishop and about 20 other high ranking clergy walked round the corner!! I wanted to curl up and die!! I cringe just thinking about it now!

Susie I vaguelly rmember taking the proverbial at the time too, so I do apologise lol Paul x (I'll try and think of something relevant later)

OMG Teri,thats the best one yet.I nearly fell of my chair laughing,I cant stop.Hee Hee Hee,snigger,giggle.

Oh no Teri , that is soooo funny....am sorry...hee heee heeee ;-) Donna

the best bit was, I was only about 4 months gone and you couldn't tell I was pregnant!! it was so funny looking back at it, but at the time I was mortified!!

Teri its the way you tell em ! Lol

Teri,,, something similar happened to me when i was expecting daughter no.2. I had a terrible wind problem,,,and i mean really terrible in the loudest possible terms, One afternoon,,,hubby was outside tinkering with the car so i was having a relax,,listening to music on the headphone with my eyes closed and fluffing away to my hearts content,,,after a particularly long loud toot,,,,i opened my eyes to see bro-in-law and new girlfriend sat there in front of me,,,,god knows how long they had been sat there,,,,

LMAO!! We were out one night with my B-I-L and I wen to the loo, it was a good 45 minutes before they told me my skirt was tucked in my knickers!!

My sister once walked all the way to work with a pair of tights tucked into the belt of her mac, and dangling down,,,,,,and i once walked through the entire shopping centre with the wire sticking out of my bra,,, It had a red bobble on the end and when i did eventually see it,,,,i grabbed hold and shouted,,,'BD TO Z VICTOR 1,,,ARE YOU RECEIVING ME,....OVER..'......lol lol

A lady I knew slightly always wore a long-sleeved blouse, then one particular day she appeared in a short sleeved one with what seemed to be a support on her arm. I thought she had had an injury and asked 'What have you done to your arm?' 'Nothing,' came the reply 'It's artificial!' I wanted to creep down a hole and made things worse by saying what a good one it was and ending 'And you're even wearing a watch on it!' I was Soooooo embarrassed that I couldn't shut up

Aileen, laughing so hard I can't stopppppp. With me so many don't know where to begin but I think the worst was when I fell down a flight of stairs in church. Was trying to be prim an proper like and tripped ending up at the bottom with my skirt over my head. Was so embarrassed I grabbed my skirt held it over my head and went to the loo. Hoped no one knew who I was as I kept my face covered. Meanwhile everything else was showing. Thanks bee that thongs weren't in then. Deb