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Suzanne | Report | 5 Jun 2006 08:50 |
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Hi Ken Dont know you but I hope youre not saying goodbye to the world!!!!!!!!!! Suzanne XX (knows the signs - sufferer of depression) |
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ButtercupFields | Report | 5 Jun 2006 08:13 |
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Oh dear, just read that joke and choked on my coffee. lol I didn't realize you were leaving, Ken. I am sorry.... you will missed. XX BC |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 5 Jun 2006 08:10 |
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Nudge |
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DIZZI | Report | 5 Jun 2006 06:37 |
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~~~~good luck~~~ |
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Jess Bow Bag | Report | 5 Jun 2006 06:23 |
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i trust you will still converse on MSN, with those of us that you do currently - you are one of only 2 MSN contacts that i have so if you dont MSN me, its going to be pretty quiet! Shall miss your wit and wisdom Jess x |
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♥Betty Boo from Dundee♥ | Report | 5 Jun 2006 01:24 |
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nudge |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 5 Jun 2006 00:00 |
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Bye ken ~~~~~~~~~~~~waves goodbye~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 23:59 |
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BYE xxxx |
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valium | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:57 |
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Sorry you are leaving best wishes for the future Valxxx |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:54 |
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a bit naughty but PMSL when I first read it Ken xx |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:52 |
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I bet you laughed as you were typing that!!!!! Dreadful joke lol |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:47 |
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I've been saving this one lol Petr Cech, the Chelsea goalkeeper, was walking down the Kings Road, window shopping, when he heard screams from a nearby building. He looked up to see smoke billowing from a fourth story window with a woman leaning out holding a baby. 'Help, help!' she screamed, 'I need someone to catch my baby!' A crowd of onlookers had gathered, but no one was confident of catching a baby dropped from such a great height. Then Cech stepped forward. 'I’m the Chelsea goalkeeper,” he shouted to the woman. 'I’m famous for my safe hands. Drop the baby, for me it will be like catching a ball' And with that he adopts the classic goalkeepers stance - legs apart and slightly bent at the knees, body slightly bent forward at the waist and with his arms stretched downwards at a slight angle away from his body, with palms facing forward. 'OK!' screams the woman. 'I'll trust you. I've no choice! Here she comes!' So, with the flames roaring all around her, the woman throws the baby from the window. However, the edge of the baby's shawl catches on the woman's watch with the result that the child goes spinning off to one side, tumbling head over heels and with her little arms and legs flailing. The woman screams and the crowd gasps, all sure that the baby will perish because she will fall out of reach of the man. Cech remains motionless as the child descends, spinning and tumbling further and further away from him as she comes. Then when the baby is only feet from hitting the ground Cech dives a full 30 feet across the pavement, catches the baby in his outstretched right hand, pulls her in towards his chest and shields her body with his left hand and arm. The crowd erupts with cheers and the woman, still in danger herself, nearly faints with relief. Cech, still clutching the child to his chest in his right arm, waves to the crowd of onlookers to acknowledge their appreciation. Then, slowly and gracefully, he turns away from them, bounces the baby twice on the ground, and kicks her 60 yards down the road. Ken xx |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:41 |
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Don't worry about it Ken. The best of luck to you. It was nice to have met you. Pity that I didn't have the opportunity to have more conversations with you. I do hope that you manage to visit us again. Take good care of yourself. I wish you all the best for the future. x lesley |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:33 |
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At this stage I can't see it happening Lesley, sorry I can't be more expansive Ken xx |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:30 |
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Are you leaving us for good? No chance of you popping back to say hello? |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:29 |
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My football ... Enfield Town Ladies where my daughters and nieces played, Hertfordshire Girls Football League 4 years on League committee Middlesex where I have been fortunate to work for the county FA and Chelsea (since the early 70's) Ken xx |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:21 |
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Sorry you're going mate (((((((((((((((Hugs)))))))))))))))))) What team did you support? Was it Liverpool? x lesley |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:20 |
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No it's not to do with the recent shenanigans, lol, sitting back watching that was a distraction |
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~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:12 |
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Ken But I'll miss all your absurd little football jokes lol. (You can tell I don't know much about football lol but I have been reading your jokes) Are you fed up with something that has been going on here? If so,please don't let it get to you. I think quite a few of us have felt this way today. (Don't require a long answer if you don't want to discuss it :-) ) x Lesley |
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Erikoinen | Report | 4 Jun 2006 22:03 |
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Long story ........just had enough short answer Ken xx |
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