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Girls I have been swinging so much my arms ache pmsl

pmsl at u lot lol .... anne when u find right song will u let me know ... am not sure about the swinging though rofl xxx

Ok - I thought I was a bit mad, but you lot are absolutely BARKING!!!! lol I'm so sorry Anne if I've started something ;-))))) Monkey World would have been a nice place for a meet - bit expensive though as it's £9 each and a bit out of the way too. I am going down to Brewers Fayre tomorrow for a chat with them so will update my thread tomorrow with something more concrete. Thanks for giving me a laugh - even when I've got a migraine. Kaye x

Now I'm the queen of the swingers Oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stop And that's what's a botherin' me I wanna be a girl, girlcub And stroll right into town And be just like the other girls I'm tired of monkeyin' around! Oh, oobee doo I wanna be like you I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true A girl like me Can learn to be a cheeky monkey too ( hope I haven't offended you Mc Anne? Love Mau xx ;0)

That's more like it ! Bit like jungle book now !!

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~~~~~~to Gwen ~~~~~~ McAnne are your arms long enough ? that's why you can't get the swing right..!

I love Monkey World Kaye, perhaps we should have the meet there!!!!! Vivienne xx

Pmsl Kaye !!!! :0)) Joan xxx

Bec lol - yes hun - there's always a flaw in my plans lolol

Oooooh, riiiiiight......not a bit like I imagined........

That's right and they 'sing' duets too - I think they're so sweet. They had lots of baby monkeys and some gorgeous, very young orangutans - I could have brought one home with me, they're so much nicer than human babies. lol I've been there about three times now as it's only down the road - it's such a great place isn't it. Kaye x

lol Anne.........as you can tell, I'm no good with monkeys.......I will google monkeys in case I come across one in Tescos.....

I thought you needed a man in order to swing????

And they pair for life too lol Kaye - I have seen them cos I went there a few years back :O))

Sally - the Gibbons are not the ones with Red hair, think you mean Orangutans (spelling) and also their bums aren't like a lot of the other monkeys. The Gibbons were actually really, really pretty and enjoyed all the attention too. Kaye x

Sally - no lol Gibbons are the ones with really long arms and tails and they swing thru the cage by their tails - normally black with a white face ..................... The others you described tho sound a bit like some of my ex's lolol

Oooh - I think my Dorset Meet Thread has been Phantom Nudged? There are no new replies on it, but it's been nudged up from pages back. Good reminder though as I have to go and check out a venue tomorrow. Anne - you can have my Man if you want, says he doesn't mind either. lol Kaye x

Are gibbons the ones with red hair - if so invest in some Garnier Belle Colour - a fetching shade of Titian Red should do it.....don't leave it too long or you'll end up like a Belisha Beacon (sp).... If a gibbon is the one with the huge red bottom that they wriggle in the face of the male......I don't think I can help you on that one......but best avoided in the middle of Tescos on a Friday night.....

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