General Chat

Well, I was at Monkey World today and they had this beautiful Gibbon there making a bit of a racket - apparently it's her song and she is singing to attract a mate! When a mate hears her 'singing' he knows she's available and ready for action! You need to start singing for a man - although I'm not sure Whoop Whoop Whoop and other high pitched sounds would work on Humans - but you never know? lol So get singing and loudly so all the Men KNOW you are available! Kaye x

Or alternatively we can give you a sign to hang around your neck pmsl

*crying with laughter* Do i have to swing around alot too ??? lolol I think the singing could just reinforce my singledom pmsl

ROFLMAO Julie

Well swinging might help??? It works for the Gibbons that's for sure. Come on now - one, two, three 'whoop, whoop, whoop' - they'll never know you're there if you don't tell them ;-))) Kaye x

Oh Kaye - they know I am there alright - I can tell by the way they all run for cover pmsl

Yeh but you seen their bums

Gwen !!! * shocked *

You're obviously not singing the right song then! lol It was funny though because as soon as I heard why she making such a lot of noise I thought of you - in a nice way of course. Maybe you need to get in touch with your monkey side. lol Kaye x

Oh Kaye - bless you lolol I can 'monkey around' as good as the next girl - when I get the chance that is lolol xx

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Are gibbons the ones with red hair - if so invest in some Garnier Belle Colour - a fetching shade of Titian Red should do it.....don't leave it too long or you'll end up like a Belisha Beacon (sp).... If a gibbon is the one with the huge red bottom that they wriggle in the face of the male......I don't think I can help you on that one......but best avoided in the middle of Tescos on a Friday night.....

Oooh - I think my Dorset Meet Thread has been Phantom Nudged? There are no new replies on it, but it's been nudged up from pages back. Good reminder though as I have to go and check out a venue tomorrow. Anne - you can have my Man if you want, says he doesn't mind either. lol Kaye x

Sally - no lol Gibbons are the ones with really long arms and tails and they swing thru the cage by their tails - normally black with a white face ..................... The others you described tho sound a bit like some of my ex's lolol

Sally - the Gibbons are not the ones with Red hair, think you mean Orangutans (spelling) and also their bums aren't like a lot of the other monkeys. The Gibbons were actually really, really pretty and enjoyed all the attention too. Kaye x

And they pair for life too lol Kaye - I have seen them cos I went there a few years back :O))

lol Anne.........as you can tell, I'm no good with monkeys.......I will google monkeys in case I come across one in Tescos.....

I thought you needed a man in order to swing????

That's right and they 'sing' duets too - I think they're so sweet. They had lots of baby monkeys and some gorgeous, very young orangutans - I could have brought one home with me, they're so much nicer than human babies. lol I've been there about three times now as it's only down the road - it's such a great place isn't it. Kaye x

Oooooh, riiiiiight......not a bit like I imagined........