General Chat

Come on the community pages and get engrosed---no time to worry then!!!lol

Thanks Joy :-)

Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam! Why do mice need oiling? Because they squeak! What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'! What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'! What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!

lol Fred :-)

Len, that's sounds advice. Thank you.. Fred, thanks..I'm trying not to worry but I just can't help myself...I managed to take my mind off things today but only because there's something else for me to worry about...oh woe is me..:-( Thanks very much for the advice xx

Lucia Distraction is a good method. Occupy yourself with other things. What gives you the most pleasure? Make an effort to switch your thoughts to those things. Recognise 'circling thoughts' (thoughts that go round and round in your head) as they can wear you down. Socrates knew about that 5000 years ago and said how important it was to break them. If you understand what is happening to you, you are well on the road to winning. len

Hope it worked a little, Lucia. Take care... :-)

It's in this site, Ann - www.abarnett.demon*.*co.uk/jokes.html How do you get an elephant into a matchbox? Take out all the matches first.

lol Thanks for cheering me up Joy :-)

Loved the mouse - appealed to me - asked my husband and he gotboth wrong and said at the end OMG

Last one for tonight .... :-) What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk? A mouse, going on holiday. What's brown, has four legs, and a trunk? The same mouse, coming back from holiday.

Thanks Ann x Joy, I think I understand that. Thanks Lucia :-)

There was an old man in France who used to get up every morning at five A.M. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads. When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder. The person then remarked 'But everybody knows that there are no elephants in France!' to which he answered 'I guess it must be working then!'

Lucia - you think of other things - remember it takes more muscles to frown than to smile and smiling makes you look pretty. STOP WORRYING> Ann

ok Lucia I will nudge it for you.............bob

Bob, no..I don't think I have? Joy, thanks x Lucia :-)

Lucia, have you tried Sudoku, that'll take your mind off anything, just about. Best wishes for the results you want. Foxy Fred, loved your verse (-: Joyx

Lucia, have you ever read the '' Women'' Thread? Bob

Thanks Joy :-) made me chuckle... Caz..waiting on Scottish Highers: English (language and lit) Mathematics German History Modern Studies (ie politics) I have to get at least BBBB eeek!!! :-(

Which results are you waiting for Lucia? I think some of us are just born worriers! Take care sweetie, Cazxxx