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Things only Women Know
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:21 |
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see below.... |
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Queen | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:22 |
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Women know everything |
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Batman | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:23 |
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Oh no they don't! Mistress Lil! |
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Little Missy | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:24 |
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whats its like to have a baby |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:24 |
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Bet Jim and Howard are watching footie. They'd be here like a shot. Mau ;O) |
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Helen | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:25 |
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- What the squiggles on clothes labels mean (no you bloody well can't boil wash silk) - that you cant put red or navy blue things in with white washing - How to load the dishwasher - How to turn the dishwasher on - how to empty the dishwasher - That the house needs cleaning before you go on holiday and that suitcases do not, ever, pack and unpack themselves Sorry, going for a cup of tea to calm down, come over all bitter and twisted! Helenx x x |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:27 |
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Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes high school. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'divorce' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in high school. 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 0800......'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'. 8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN |
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Batman | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:27 |
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ok ok, BUT I bet my legs look better in tights than yours! |
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Queen | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:29 |
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LOL |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:33 |
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Probably true batman, most men have better legs in tights, as proved by any drag queen. |
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Lynda | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:35 |
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Best topic for a laugh EVER! Lynda x |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:37 |
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LOL !!! Theresa Like the stylish answer!! Mau ;O) |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:39 |
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Oops, I didn't mean it that way lol Batman, wasn't calling you a drag queen hun, sowwy |
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KEITH H | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:42 |
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er |
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Batman | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:42 |
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*sitting sobbing in the corner trying to repair the damage caused by mascara running* |
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Howie | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:44 |
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Maureen Im here not much help to the person asking the question but was told when my wife had our first That if ladies had the first and men had the second there would never be a third and see how my wife suffered I think that is true xxx well done all you mums xxxx Howie |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:44 |
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Batman, I can lend you my waterproof mascara lol 'Allo Hazel :-) |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:44 |
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Awww bless you Howie. |
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KEITH H | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:47 |
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its not hazel |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 23 Aug 2006 21:49 |
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ooooh touchy tonight KH lol |
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