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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 29 Nov 2006 10:01

In our house a bra is known as an over-the-shoulder boulder holder..........or pebble holder in my case!!!!!

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 29 Nov 2006 09:52

and here are a few puns When I’m stoned I get a little boulder The hard part of being broke is watching the rest of the world go buy The old Christmas spirit is like artificial holly, dead and berried ;-))

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 28 Nov 2006 19:27

A few more before I disappear for the night Tailors are unsuited Witch doctors are dispelled ;-))

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 28 Nov 2006 18:47

Albert watch chain Glen small valley Dirk dagger Kirk Scottish church Tommy British soldier Ben peak

Researching:
In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

Caz Nr Heathrow

Caz Nr Heathrow Report 28 Nov 2006 17:33

Jeanette, roflmao Caz

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 17:25

Pumpkin......my family after eating all those Brussel sprouts on Xmas day!

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 28 Nov 2006 17:00

Keep them coming folks, some good ones Loved the joke Jeanette Thanks Caz, I am blushing here now ;-)))))

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 16:55

Wordplay joke A German bloke was walking by the side of a river and he sees a dog fall from a bridge into the water. So the bloke dives in and grabs the dog, pulls it out onto the bank and gives it mouth to mouth.The owners of the dog come rushing over and say 'thankyou so much for saving our dog. We thought he was a gonner. Are you a vet?' 'Vet?' says the bloke. 'I'm pluddy soaking!' LOL

Caz Nr Heathrow

Caz Nr Heathrow Report 28 Nov 2006 16:47

Hi Dee, love your threads as always. I was a Telephonist and was disconnected yonks ago,lol Caz

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 16:43

Strippers are disrobed Bankrupts are discredited Telephonists are disconnected

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 28 Nov 2006 16:39

Then of course there is A male escort is a mandate Judges always appear in a lawsuit A bombard is a lousy poet A handicap is a ready hat ;-))))

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 15:23

Should registrars be certified? Does a caddie get tea'd off?

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Nov 2006 15:12

SNAP JEAN YOU BEAT ME TO IT !!....LOL PIPS

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 15:11

Bobby....a policeman Ray.....a beam of light Will.....as in last will and testament Does a sheep shearer ever get fleeced?

Unknown

Unknown Report 28 Nov 2006 15:09

BET...RISK A SUM OF MONEY RAY....A NARROW BEAM OF LIGHT DALE...A VALLEY DEAN...HEAD OF A cATHEDRAL CHAPTER PIPS...XXX

Jean

Jean Report 28 Nov 2006 14:58

Jean - twilled cotton cloth Victor - a winner in a battle or contest Sue - institute legal proceedings against a person Ray - beam of light or a type of fish Tommy - British private soldier Jade - green stone

Jean

Jean Report 28 Nov 2006 14:51

Frank - Candid Charlotte - a pudding made of stewed fruit and sponge. Davy - miners safety lamp

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 28 Nov 2006 14:42

Jenny....female donkey or spinning machine Harry.....to worry or harrass Could a foundryman be brassed off?

Jess Bow Bag

Jess Bow Bag Report 28 Nov 2006 14:35

Rick - pile of hay on a cart could a shop keeper be disinfranchised? a golfer - Tee'd off. an arborialist - hacked off dare not say wha a toilet attendant might be.....!!

Lee

Lee Report 28 Nov 2006 14:33

Joey = a young Kangaroo also a small Mackerel

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