General Chat

ohhh the smeg is far to big and in the way!!

Mags - shall we call it three-all draw ? Don't want you 'dispatching' any more of my white goods - and I don't mean in the Citylink sense either ! OMG not the SMEG ! Anything but the SMEG lol. Did someone say range cooker ? Nope - thought not ;-) p.s. Paul in answer to your original question, I had a brill weekend. It went far too quickly though and I'm still stuffed. Rick.

Statistically speaking, Mr. Marshall - YOU were present at ALL white goods fatalities! AND you blew a very expensive fuse in Phil's car just by riding in it AND I have just remembered - YOU were here last October the day OUR cooker died. Now then - pick the bones out of that! LOL Murderer indeed HUH!

Notices he ignores the range cooker!! xx

Paul - glad it raised a smile :-) Mags - 3 of the times you've been over to ours we've had a white goods fatality, once when I came to yours you had one. The facts speak for themselves - statistically speaking you're a MURDERER !! Jan - lmao !! What a great site - glad you're learning new 'core skills'. Self-improvement is a wonderful thing lol.xx

HAHAHA! - forget the please - just go straight for the jugular with 'I've ordered the range cooker. The bloke told me it was Rick proof - I had to find out if he was right didn't I?...For you... just to prove Mags wrong....so you didn't get upset....or get a complex ....or something.'

hmmmm wonders if he has ever been called a common denominator before, pmsl!! practises speach before he gets in from work Ok Rick its been decided you are the common denominator , therefore you broke the dishwasher, so please (wonders about please) could you replace it before christmas. with a lovely range cooker. :-))

But HE is the common denominator, Jan. Nothing of ours broke before he came here.....He sat in our car and that broke too! - Not that I want to give him a complex or anything. LOL

lol Mags but why does he only kill things when we have a get together?? lmao and Paul ,Rick will be proud of me look what I found http://junctionof-ot-function(.)com/activities/dishwashing.html

Hmmm - Paul, did Jan tell you that her husband was in our house for FIVE MINUTES max. and our washing machine died on Sunday?? IT'S HIM what's doing it !!! I reckon that not only should Jan have a new dishwasher but that she should have the range cooker too PLUS spares of everything in the shed. It's only fair when you're married to someone that kills white goods! LOL Mags xx

I did find the 'washing up isn't one of Jans core skills' comment amusing lol

Have told him I will learn to wash up then I can have a range cooker instead as there would be room ....... He laughed :-((

so you'll have to get Rick to buy a new one then Jan ? what a damn shame lol PS, Sharons been and bought a new phone already... lol

coooeee Auntie Jean , xx oh and btw Mags n Paul, Dishwasher deffo gone to white goods heaven :-((

Cos you're so bubbly, funny and jingly Mags. ~~~~~~~~~~waves to my lovely Jan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jean x.

Ok ok - so I was ancient and miserable wasn't I? Plus a couple of other not very fetching personality traits. LOL Paul - I told you before - I don't jingle in front of young lads! Hmmmm - not sure what Jean means by it being just me! LOL

no, strictly speaking you chose chocolate and elephants... lol

pmsl at brilliant and adorable (wouldnt mind but they were both chosen by me) :-))

and then there was the enormous breakfast that she forced upon us 5 minutes after we got up.... lol Paul (brilliant and adorable... lol)

p.s Turkey sarnie anyone??