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We had ducks when my girls were small. When they got to about 3/4, they were into words with the same endings - yet again on a train, mummy innocently says 'What rhymes with duck'. We start from 'A'. didn't take long........'B' buck....I tried to avoid it but eldest (always a 'smart' child) realised I had missed out a letter. Grief those girls had loud voices Times like that I wished I could drive......

My nephew informed me he was going on an aeroplane. In his hearing i asked my brother where they were flying from. nephew overhears this reply and tells my OH he was going to Gat-port air-wick (its stuck too!)

My daughter had problems with pronouncing f and s Fridge and freezer were sidge and seezer and spider was bider. She was unable to pronounce her brother's name properly either. Josh became Dosh. I'm glad to say she speaks beautifully now.

Hi folks, my son when small couldn't say his 's' - just missed them out altogether and it took speech therapy for him to get it right, I even called our puppy Daisy to try and encourage him but he just called her Dayey for a long time. But the funny word he used a lot was skebalon, for skeleton, he just couldn't get that one right! A little lad I childminded for 6 years, when really young told me he didn't like walking over the wobblystones (cobblestones). After I stopped myself laughing, I asked him why and he said 'Because they make my bones wobble!' Aren't kids cute? Except Hays, when they are teenagers in hospital !! pmsl

Funny thing my nephew said a a young boy. Sitting in the living room the dog had rolled on to his belly. My nephew piped up 'why has the dog got lungs by his bum' 'YES THERE THE SAME SORT OF SHAPE but there not for breathing' i replyed

lol Simon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you think thats funny listen to this. I'll get in trouble if my misses see's this. As a child she would tend to not always use the toilet to take a poop.ON one paticular ocassion she had dropped one not a big one mearly a maltesser sized doofer on the carpet.This is grose but her nan spots it and say 'mmm chocklate' you can guess her reaction when she tasted it i know it gross but it made me roor when my misses told me the story. regards simon

Sounds like your wife is in need of some toilet training!

PMSL Simonxxxxxxxxxxx.xxxxxx

Not wanting to be 'grandad' my husband invented 'Bigpop' for himself. One of our grandchildren couldn't get her tongue round it and called him 'Pigbop' - and it sounds rather sweet in her high-pitched baby voice. My toddler son loved scrambled eggs but insisted on calling them 'strangled' eggs, and another son coined a family word when 'nothing' got pronounced 'nuppink'.

My nephew has always called doughnuts, duck boards for some reason he is now 20 and still calls them it lol Jackiexx

Hello... My son has said some lovely things! Tricken = chicken Dingers = fingers Dutty and Beep = Sooty and Sweep Brapes = Grapes Opcups = hiccups Plupp = fluff When we told him he was going to have a new baby brother or sister,we asked him what names he liked.He said 'Happy Cake'! Sandra. xxx

I can still remember the day I ran in from the garden shouting'Mummy there's off licences in the garden!' (Woodlice)

I always wanted to be a dally bancer.......my daughter used to want to watch the mumpets and my son went to the zoo and saw very checky chip pan peas......