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THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50!

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TOR

TOR Report 2 Feb 2007 19:22

You'll just have to wait for all those benfits then won't you. T.O.R. x

Unknown

Unknown Report 2 Feb 2007 19:23

Teresa Lol ! No 13 is definately me ! Its scarey ! Lol. Valley ;-)

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 19:23

Oops forgot to put this in the reply lol TOR I've got aaaaaaaaaaaaages to wait LOL

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 19:25

I'm at no 16 already lol

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 19:26

If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to….. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, ' Did I wake you ???' 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17 Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who posted this list

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 19:56

Bel of course I don't mind, no copyright on it lol. Hope she enjoys it.

TonyW

TonyW Report 2 Feb 2007 20:00

Mind if I add one? Yopu look at some slippers or a nice chunky knit cardigan and say; 'Mmmmm that's nice'

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 2 Feb 2007 20:03

Eh ? pmsl Roex

Tinkle Tinkle

Tinkle Tinkle Report 2 Feb 2007 20:04

i have a fair way to go thenx

SueinKent

SueinKent Report 2 Feb 2007 20:07

Number 15 definitely applies to me lol. Sue

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 20:08

PMSL Tony, that too

Odonnga

Odonnga Report 2 Feb 2007 20:18

heading there in may you never added the dont laugh to hard or wee accident that is bummer

TonyW

TonyW Report 2 Feb 2007 20:38

SAGA membership!! Just think of all of those discounts...... and the holidays ..... and the informative magazine...... Can't wait!!

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 20:40

Hmmm, Tony makes me think along the lines of stairlifts and commodes LOL

Unknown

Unknown Report 2 Feb 2007 20:45

definately number 19. bryan.

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 20:46

number 19 what Bryan? Who are you? lol

Unknown

Unknown Report 2 Feb 2007 20:56

me? i'm patrick mcgoohan * i am not a number * bryan.

TonyW

TonyW Report 2 Feb 2007 21:44

Teresa, would you like me to send you my special Thora Hird stairlift catalogue?

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 2 Feb 2007 21:46

Have you got one already Tony? lol

TonyW

TonyW Report 2 Feb 2007 21:48

Of course - it's just what I needed in my bungalow!