General Chat

what can i say.... like all of you, i have friends in my address book, that i send jokes etc to, so last night i sent out the latest pic of myself, after all we might meet one day, so no point in sending pics that are ten years old. well tonight, i received two emails saying ' what happened to your nose ' i was distraught, rushed to see the pic, and yes!! realise my nose is dis-jointed.... well, i work for the health service in london, and have had my nose broken four times in fourteen years, so.... please if i ever come to your aid, try not to head-butt me, cos i'm quite nice, when you get to know me. love... bryan xxx.

lmao hi bryan, ill only head butt you if we bend down to pick sumut up same time, as im clumsy (very)

Never .....lol...

it wasnt me, i didnt say anything, i think you have a lovely nose lol but i am biased xxLynnxx

do yo uthink if i fall down in faint bry will come to my aid, heylp heylp, i need a fella to rescue me, love ya bryan :-) im sure you look ruff and ready

julie, i owe you a text message, will send tonite matey. * waves to hayley * lynn, methinks your a wee bit biased as well xxx. bryan.

Snap mate my nose is the same lol the joys of a nose broken more than once Mind i kinda like mine like that give me face some character Sxx

phew thought id text someone else, im that scatty hubby came in room as i was texting and said oh yes ave go at me now your texting your boyfriend, i told him your promised to another, he did laugh at me as i do bite very easily at the bate

julie, you should have received the pic, as your in my book. steve, do you think i can claim a free nose job, as they were all done whilst working. bryan.

aye thats a thought 2 in fact one a nose job as work related injury and 2 my email account gonna have look a min

well Im obviously not in favour cos I didnt get a picture going opff in huff now

fat chance julie, been waiting over a year for a cheque, to have my teeth fixed. bryan.

Of all the posts ......... in all the threads ........ in all the world. I had no idea that you had a broken nose. So bloody what ????? I see only the man that stands before me !!!! ( Oh.... and by the way ......... I seem to be missing a few of those e mail jokes !!!! ) L

bryan can i have a look to see what all the fuss is about just being nosey dawn xx

dawn, lynn has loads she can send, or you can pm your addy, and i will send some..... not a pretty sight, i might add. bryan.

robin, just pm your addy, and i will gladly forward the jokes... as long as your broad minded dear chap. bryan.

Hi my old pal I did recieved your piccie and yes it was good thank you . Robin I hope you have a large mail box as the jokes come thick and fast sometimes But thanks Bryan they do give me a laugh xxHowie

Maybe my mind has for so long not been prepared for such broadness ............................. but maybe just this once !!!! L

its a nice pic very clever in a circle

Bryan mate nose chance lol this is the NHS were on about lol but leave it as is unless its bothering you and hey makes you look ard lolol Steve