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Will this make you smile? Subject: KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) 10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7) 11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6) 12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8) 13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Jule age 7)

TOR i'm so fed up,i cant consentrate for more than a few mins i feel like screaming at everyone,,and after midnight ;;;im finished, i am so so bored

PMSL We should be so lucky babes Sxx

give up go into big big sulk in a dark corner

Really Steve !! We'd get arrested if we did that!! lol

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TOR Thats the worrying bit, ive been a bad girl all this week.....smiles x

well you cant catch what i got so you try being on house arrest and no ciggies since last thurs at 9 am

Or he's hoping you're going be a bad girl after the pub !! Have fun. *sighs*

Im counting the days to December, he is to shudder for! Im being taken to the pub, i must have been a good girl lol

~~~~~~~~~~~ to Gwen.

Can't even get exicited about firemen at minute Strump. At this rate might have to go and prepare dinner. *quickly takes her own temperature*

;-))))

oh nice i been bored for days an nights but been all on my own not fair so not fair

Dee see 2nd answer. nah nah nah

Mr April Fireman is Matt and he is soooooooooo yummy! x

Anne, yes I do ;-))) That wasn't the answer the DJ gave TOR, he says there are 12 2nd January, 2nd February.......................need I go on??? (I will get my coat)

OR 12 January the 2nd, February the 2nd,........................