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C & P for future use lol

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband: _____________________________ I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: _________________ Time of Departure: _______________Time of Return ______________ NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning from a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girl friend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be miffed with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever Amount of Alcohol allowed (units) Beer: ________ Wine:_______ Liquor: ______Total: ________ Location:_________________ From:_____________ To:____________ Locations to be visited Location:_________________ From: _____________ To:____________ Location:_________________ From: _____________ To:___________ Females with whom conversation Is permitted: ________________________________________________________________________ IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred(100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the Relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, not shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband: ___________________________________________________ Request is: APPROVED __________ DENIED ____________ This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry it at all times …………………………………………………………………………… -cut here- Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: time of departure: time of return. Signed- Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife: ________________________________________

dont forget to do it in triplicate......pmsl....

neverrrrrrrrrr

IF SHE THINKS I AM FILLING THAT OUT SHE CAN THINK AGAIN

lol

Pmsl r...K i thought you'd be happy to fill that form in....... Big fat NOT!! Lol

no no no no never

My oh made up some of those forms for me but I wont sign it lolol

You'd rather crawl through glass an stick pins in your eyes, wouldn't you pmsl

behave yes i would lol

Keith , I think it,s very reasonable , when you takin your vows for the monastry? lol Nice one xx

Pmsl now that is funny Newby lol

its out of order

lol Which one ? Ohh we,re gettin highbrow now ! Well we are for me ... xx Kim x

pmsl polly

Well done , Mrs Hassell.....!

She has tamed you...Time she put her feet down on you !

i always behave

Told you I'd kill it !!