General Chat

Please ask away I know everything about everything...

hello mrs handy could you tell me how to make my hoover move on its own Rosex

*groans and reaches for the Baileys......

You have 2 choices here Mrs Fairy 1. Instruct someone else to do it or 2. Please read Ginnys thread . Thank you Mrs Handy x

but how do I get the dribble stains off Ronaldo's photo.....*sighs.....

Dear Mrs Fields I have enclosed a fact file on removing unwanted stains please look at fact * 7 * for removing baillies staines out of wooly cardys I think you will beneift. pshhhhhhhhhhh I have also enclosed a poster of Ronaldo with his shirt off .. Yours Mrs Handy

Dear Mrs Handy, Please could you tell me how to clean windows without actually moving out of ones chair? Lol C xx

Dear Mrs Fields You will find said poster is laminated..easy to wipe. Mrs Handy x Dear Mrs Post This is a question I get asked a lot. I have a kit to do this and it retails at £20.00 please place your order and I shall send it within a week. Thank you Mrs Handy x

Posh, you get a lovely man called Bunny to do the windows and you watch his rippling muscles as he works...(will pass on his phone number if you like) lol BC

mrs handy how do i clean my bathroom whilst sat at the computer

Mrs Handy. do you think it's a good idea to buy a carpet to match the colour of your dog? *sits back smiling at how sensible the question is....

Dear Mrs Cat I would advise that you too apply for the pole and cloth errmmmm I mean the bathroom cleaning kit as well again £20.00 order now whilst stocks last. Thank you Mrs Handy x

home made cheque is in the post lol.

Dear Mrs Fields Yes you could do or I have sent you a fact file ' How to get the best from your Hoover '. I think you will find this very interesting . YOurs Mrs Handy x

I am amazed you haven't mentioned vinegar once...Sadly I must away but please leave as many tips on her as possible. And also is it a fact that dust does not rise any higher after three years? Thank you. You are a Treasure....XX BC

Dear Mrs fields Thank you for bringing up vinegar . Please see Handys vinegar for all needs..retails at just £4.99 for a lt bottle. Now if you half of the bottle to 1 bucket of water and rub as hards as your nibble fingers allows you find that it removes the polish very well therefore 'STOPPING' any dust being attracted to ones surfaces. Mrs Handy x

Thankyou BC. It sounds more fun than a Gadget. I await the phone no...Like post haste. Lol Oh!! A spot of luck...A neighbour has just rang me to go for a cuppa!! :-)) Thankyou Mrs Handy but I think I prefer BC's option. lol xxx

Instructions required on 'How to teach a male, usually husband but can be son if you are lucky, to wash up'. We are very quickly running out of crockery and will have to resort to baked bean cans and the dogs dish by the weekend. Kathlyn

Mrs Soft It would help if you could tell what methods have all ready failed. Thank you Mrs Handy x

I wish to apologise for the use of any bad language that may come out but......I have had to call him (1) a lazy toad, (2) a cheap skate as he will not buy me a dishwasher, (3) threatened to remove all other domestic services from the premises, (4) I have even gone to the extraordinary expense of purchasing a pair of daffodil coloured Marigolds, (5) Asked 'nicely' (6) Paid (60p, to have a notice placed in the local paper shop window informing all and sundry that he was a lazy ..............(7) Bought 7 tubes of Avon sensitive hand cream, odourless variety as it could clash with his after shave, (8) I have even given him a step by step, or should it be dish by dish, demonstration, but all to no avail. I am at the end of my teather and would appreciate your advise. Kathlyn