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Intrigued by the "magic knickers" AnnC............... :-S

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I know Merz, i know! :-D

I get the private joke now.....Sorry.

Well, it was just after NYE this year.

John, who lives just down t' road........is a church going man. He has a lovely family and i see them every Sunday, dressed in their Sunday best heading for church.

Well, on this particular night (You know, just after NYE)...i popped outside to put the milk bottles out.

Now, John can often be seen on his front porch puffing on a fag.

Sooo.....this particular night (You know, the one just after NYE..........when i wus putting the milk bottles out) I heard a bit of a cough.........and i thought, ah, thats John outside puffin on a fag.

Sooooo..........i thought i would pop along the front of my hedge, poke my head out, and wish him a "Happy New Year"

Are you following me?

Anyway.............i got to the end of the hedge, was just about to pop my head round...when i heard a hoomongus, back passage explosion!!!

Well, i was creased up. I had to smother my mouth with my hands while i tried to creep back along the hedge without making a sound.

But what i really wanted to do was shout...........

"Oi, John..... Does the vicar know you do that?"


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Magic Knickers.........expensive.......wish i hadn't bothered.... :-S

ANN IN C
YOU ONLY GOT ONE PAIR OF KNICKERS ,,PH HAS TWO

Thats it!!! I knew it!!! Blame it on the neighbour - I know your type :-| :-D

Sorry - it took 10 mins to post this - grrr, what's going on :-| :-| :-|

Maybe it would be better if you put your magic knickers on Wend.......... ;-)

are magic knickers the new pulling pants? :-0

My pulling pants days are long gone Island :-(

*Sobs*

At least i remember to my pants on.

OMG...............whats that?

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Ive got mine ready for tomorrow :-D :-D ;-)

Not according to your Avatar Prickles......... :-0.... :-S

I's winking at you Mr Magoo!

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