General Chat

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery...... Sold."

A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"




The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says , "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that again, you're in my closet now”!

Nice one, Mr M! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Brill :-D :-D :-D :-D

LOL :-D :-D

This has been RR'd in the last 30 mins....... :-| :-| :-| :-| :-|

Oh, no! Get a bloomin' life whoever you are! We're fed up with this!!! :-| :-| :-| :-P :-P

FGS - not again!! was this the one about "it's dark in here?"

More altar wine vicar? :-D

I'm sure I would have enjoyed it if I had been allowed to read it,
wish the RRing person would get lost.
xx :-P :-P :-P

Get your kicks on route 666 :-\

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k

you trying to give the RR'r the vapours Wend? :-0 :-D

" The moving finger wanders and having wandered,".....................RR's something!!

what a pillock!

the nanny strikes again....... or was it billy?

:-P

Fiddle - missed it. Thanks whoever RR'd it after all I'm only a 52 year old ex matelot so obviously unable to decide for myself if something offends me or not :-0 :-(

:-( Missed this one :-(

Huh ??? why on earth RR'd....Pathetic :-P

? some of Mr G's jokes are poor some are very funny.
I haven't seen any of his worse than a seaside postcard.
What was it this time ?
:-S

re instated,

lets hope the RR'r got a slapped wrist