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The ZIPPER......f this one doesn't make you laugh.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Oct 2013 20:15

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."



:-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 Oct 2013 20:19

:-D :-D :-D Fab!!

Researching:
#Be Kind

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 21 Oct 2013 20:32

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 21 Oct 2013 20:32

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 21 Oct 2013 20:33

See !!! I really liked it :-D

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Oct 2013 20:34

You been playing with a zipper Barbs ????........ ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 21 Oct 2013 20:36

I wish

Agghhhhhhh pmsl ;-)

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Oct 2013 20:45

Off to the bus station tomorrow then Barbs ??........... ;-) ;-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 21 Oct 2013 20:48

I'm off to Sainsburys

Whats me chances ??? :-D :-D

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Oct 2013 20:51

Good if you buy items singularly......... ;-) ;-)

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 22 Oct 2013 05:25

Hilarious!

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 22 Oct 2013 07:05

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MargarettawasMargot

MargarettawasMargot Report 22 Oct 2013 07:09

Beautiful, Mr Magoo.Made my day!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Malcolm-Prestonkirk, Scotland. Ivey,Williams,Preston, Barlow,Mills, King, Rea,Cottingham,Hollinshead,England.Griffin, O'Keefe,McManus, Trainor,Fleming,Smith, Clark/e,Ireland.

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Oct 2013 08:48

:-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 22 Oct 2013 09:21

a cracker!!!

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 22 Oct 2013 09:48

:-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 22 Oct 2013 10:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 22 Oct 2013 11:35

:-D :-D :-D

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 22 Oct 2013 11:48

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Renes

Renes Report 22 Oct 2013 14:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D

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