General Chat

when you sit down to eat the phone alway's ring's.

I remember my Mum buying a new mirror with a fancy boarder, hanging it up in the hall and every now and then would say I don't like that picture of the old lady in the hall, I would say its you Mum it's a mirror and we would both laugh.

here is one ladies,according to my husband,

when buying new shoe's why do you look in every shop then go back to the first one's you tried on,
this is true,
anyone else the same .

sue

Me too Eileen we could form a duo.

Why, when I think I sing good, does everybody tell me to shut up. :-( :-( :-(

sound's a interesting read Glasgow lass.


here is another,when out shopping you only find thing's you like when you cannot afford it.go back with the fund's and it is no longer there.

This is for Martynsue.....
On the book thread this week, I mentioned a book that I have just read.
The Art Of Racing In The Rain by Garth Stein.
This story is told by the family pet. A dog called Enzo.

It could explain how your dog knows everything!
Enzo could tell the time, he just couldn't speak... due to having the wrong type of tongue!

Why the 3 Rs when, clearly it is not!

all of these are so true and I am sure there are quite a lot more out there.

how come dog's know when it is time for their owner's to come in from work.
mine alway's goes to the door 5 mins before my husband come's home.

Why am wide awake during the night and sound asleep when it's time for the alarm goes off ?

Why is it always sunny on sunday when i cant put out my washing?

Why is the loo roll empty when i go to the bathroom and nobody else replaces it?

Why does it rain when the cows are lying down?
Why do things always come in 3's?

Florence in the hebrides :-S

Why is it that wasps fly in through the door way and go straight to window and try to get through it?

Why, do so many household appliances break down in quick succession?
Since mid September....
My shower leaked and caused a hole in the kitchen ceiling.
It also caused a partial power failure ( downstairs sockets) which lasted 3 days.
The power was restored, and the microwave blew when plugged into the socket.
Bought a new microwave.. and yesterday, the dishwasher broke down !

Edit:
Nearly forgot... The IMac was repaired this week too!

Why do I only hear from some people when they want something?

Why do husbands follow you around switching of the lights and leave you in the dark or like today start putting shopping away , think "Oh cupboard could do with a sort out" and continues to do so right at my feet while I'm trying to bake!
Or why does the phone or door bell go just when you go to the loo?

Why does something I've been seeing for days suddenly disappear when I want it? :-S

Wend and the little blighters go inside the ceiling light fittings and die and when you put the lights on the corpses are on show. How they get there when the light is flush is a puzzle

Why do flies fly round in circles under ceiling light fittings?

Why when I know I am still the slim slip of a girl that is in our wedding pics does the distorting mirrors show a fat bird with everything drooping !!!!

it show s too a hubby with a fat tum when I know he was an underweight guy who had to have his suits made to measure at the CO OP tailors cos he couldnt buy off the peg .

Lies all Lies i know it is :-( :-( :-( :-(

Why do only two bits of pasta stick to the saucepan?