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Renes

Renes Report 10 Aug 2013 09:40

:-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 19 Aug 2013 19:55

Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for 2 days then skip a day ...
And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should
have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60
lbs!

'That's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...

'I'll tell you though, be all the saints, I taught I were going to drop dead
on that third day.'

'You mean from the hunger?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the bl*ody skippin!'