General Chat

Oooops! Sorry Sharron. My apologies to you and to Fred. I am rushing his happy 94th birthday along, perhaps it's the thought of even more cake ha ha.

I hope you both will really enjoy Saturday's special event.

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They don't seem to have any left when he goes. Funny that!

Sharron, don't forget to give him a 'doggy bag' to take with him. These 'do's' always have loads of stuff left over......Fred may as well make the most of it... :-D

Perhaps he needs a bigger motor and Batteries, Have you thought of getting him a Milk Float? He can earn a few bob with it as well as going faster,and it would be big enough to turn into a mobile sousage vending machine. :-D :-D :-D :-D

Go faster! Please.

It is turned up as far as it will go. In fact he has had the engineer out to turn it up. He had the poor woman legging it up and down the road while he told her it wasn't going fast enough.

Have you had it fitted with "Go Faster Stripes " yet? :-D

You can see Fred. His wheelchair sticks out!

I used to have a relative like that Sharron :-D We called him the "JCB" he,d scoop anything and everything up :-D another word used for him was dustbin,the funny thing though is, if he turned sideways by a lampost you could,nt see him he was so thin. :-D

The bishop is coming to the village next month. There will be sandwiches, there will be cake and, no doubt, there will be Fred the human hoover!

Where there's food, there's Fred. Ilike it! :-D

I hope you have kept all your stories of Fred. They would make a great book. But better wait until he is dead before you publish it. It might make his head too big for his hats.

@ Sharron. lol :-D

As I was reading through this thread I was wondering about Freds sausage sandwich, and then you mention it. Bless you Fred enjoy today (and your sandwich) and enjoy Saturday too <3

He's not THAT old!!!!!

He won't be 94 until November.

Extra large piece of cake? He will make very sure he has more than one piece.

Last year, at the Jubilee tea, he ate so much cake he was sick in bed that night. Now, I would say he was about eighty-five years too old to be doing that.

He will be in training for the event today. Today is Sausage Sandwich Day.

Ahhh, loving the Fred tales. Keep them coming please Sharron. I do hope that Fred is given an extra large piece of cake and lots of fuss on Saturday bless him.
He is an inspiration to us all. Definitely 94 years 'young' and crafty with it ha ha.

I think that is the idea. The vicar, who would have presented it had he been at the lunch, has not seen it and there will probably be a photo- opportunity.

The old poser! No, not the vicar!

Maybe he wants to show off his new medal lol

Lizx

No good getting old if you don't get crafty!

My dad was the same Sharron, they carried me in and they will carry me out.

But if something was going free that was a different story. :-D