General Chat

The coal dust made me choke

Errol, I always thought of you as chief minesweeper

Always hand to have a night out with someone with your skills on the night before pay day :-D

Roy

My trick is getting it down and drinking it

My trick is the ability to place a pint class 2 thirds full of beer and make it stick to the wall, half way up the wall in the corner of a room totally unsupported :-D

Roy

The four legs aren't a problem when they all move in the same direction Elizabeth.

Best wishes to you too x

Dear All

Hello

Just saw the cheeky comment by Errol.


Depends on how tall you are Mr Sheep and you have four legs!
The Antonio Banderas of the animal kingdom.

I am almost 5 feet in height which means I would have to carry you around!! :-D


Take gentle care, Mr Sheep
best wishes
Elizabeth, EOS
xx

Found out at a family gathering a couple of weeks ago that, despite having an infected sinus and being three sheets to the wind, I can say tongue twisters correctly :-D

This was thanks to my 2 older brothers, behaving as they did when I was young.
Now unable to ask me 'O' level type questions ( they're 6 & 7 years older than me) sure in the knowledge I'd get them wrong, they decided to try a p*ssed younger sister out on tongue twisters.

I had to get them right - my grandchildren were present - and I don't swear in front of them :-S

You'd think, at 63 and 64 they (and me) may have grown up - but it doesn't seem to be in the genes. :-S

ELIZABETH I CAN JUST IMAGINE THAT

My party trick?

Not any more, but I used to tap dance.

I was asked to stop, because people objected to me landing in their sinks.

:-D

go for it Elizabeth

Errol does the tango just like Antonio Banderas :-D

May I tango with you Elizabeth?

Dear All

Hello

Hope you are okay.

My party trick.....I can do a pretty mean tango on the dance floor with my old man the dustman. :-D

It drives the kids nuts!!


Take gentle care
Best wishes
Elizabeth, EOS
xx

Here is a little party trick for you. Take a piece of p aper (imagine it is bank-note size.)

Tear it one third of the way across top to bottom, nearly all the way down. On the other side of the paper, do similar, except that the tears are opposite - one up and one down.

Get somebody to hold the note at each top end and with just one pull, tear it into three. If they do it, you will give them a fiver.

It's impossible to do it in just one pull.

Happy days

I stick with pyramania - it was a play on words

I can shake my Iris's

I can wiggle my ears and I can raise one eyebrow.

there is one, but it involves being a bit of a contortionist, and the ability to whistle, "Dixie"!!

Errol, thats

Pyromania..........

GeordieN you are so talented im impressed LOL :-D ;-)

Hands Dizzi a pint of cider ;-) ;-) Go for it

Errol I read that as pyrana party eek :-S

That isn't a party trick. It is a condition.
I quite like pyramania.
We used to have pyrama parties

I'm not sure I could do it any more, but my party trick was, using only my bare feet:-

Open a box of matches with my toes, take out a match, strike it against the side of the box, then put out the flame by waving it about rapidly.

No hands were used at any time! :-D