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:-D :-D :-D :-D please wait until tomorrow, all this laughter is no good for morale you know ;-)

lololol Stephen, I just hope MrDaff doesn't post a couple more he has come up with this afternoon, boy they were funny but then we share the same sense of humour :-D

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Thanks Mr Daff........How nice to see us all with lots of Smiley Faces.Brilliant :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Did you know the Pope holds a pilot's licence to fly the Papal helicopter, but has never learned to drive a car!


Lizx

Having browsed through some other posts from last night, earlier this morning, thought I'd stick this up for consideration ;-)

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it..
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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Thank you Mr Daff
Take care
Von

lololol that's why we luvs ya (I'll read it to himself later)

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Lol, just seen the construction site one :-D :-D :-D