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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY....................

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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 25 Oct 2012 23:50


Q: What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?

A: Nothing- she has already been told twice

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 25 Oct 2012 23:51

Men are like Lava Lamps........

Good to look at but not very bright.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Oct 2012 00:01

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.... :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Oct 2012 00:05

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often........ :-D

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 26 Oct 2012 00:35

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' :-D

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 26 Oct 2012 00:40

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 26 Oct 2012 01:11

Men are like Computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory

:-D

Does yours have a hard drive or a floppy? ;-)

Huia

Huia Report 26 Oct 2012 05:08

oooh, I think I am going to report this thread, it is very sexist. :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Oct 2012 20:05

Women are like....

Commercials....You cant believe a word they say.... :-S

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 26 Oct 2012 22:14

What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?

Nothing. They both think they know everything.