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All pray to St Jude..

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Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 5 Mar 2012 20:01

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Please ..........Ive lost me dam keys , searched high and low pulled things out and had to clean behind them....zilch....I'll be stood on t'doorstep waiting for people to come home ** sobs** neighbours will be come and say..aww are you locked out Luv.....never mind as they closed their front doors...

So on yer knees please... :-(

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Mar 2012 20:02

Could try the cat flap.

Island

Island Report 5 Mar 2012 20:05

Hoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nope sorry, your crystal ball is on the occasional table next to your sofa/settee/couch.... :-0

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 5 Mar 2012 20:07

My crystal ball is in the freezer where BC insists I keep it Island :-(

Mr Magoo I could fit through it....well me hands could :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Mar 2012 20:10

So I'm rubbish at clairvoyancey(?) I'm even worse at kneeling :-0

Won't the neighbours take you in? :-S :-0

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 5 Mar 2012 20:11

call the police and see if they have a way to let you in - without using an enforcer!!!!!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 5 Mar 2012 20:14

I could of course take the one of the childrens keys and make them stand on the door step ..hmmmm :-0

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 5 Mar 2012 20:15

I lost my keys for a week last year.

Found them in the cutlery drawer, which four of us open, delve into & use each day.

No one saw them in all that time

*Guide dog & white stick on order*

Kay????

Kay???? Report 5 Mar 2012 20:34

oh dear you sound like orphan annie...

just do what normal folk do,


borrow a ladder .,,,,,then say attempted robbery...... :-D :-D :-D

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 5 Mar 2012 20:38

I'm tuning in for a message...........................

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 5 Mar 2012 20:49

Hayley...

You got the wrong Saint !!...... Its St Anthony to find things .. :-D

Now start with him and you will find ..LOL.

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 5 Mar 2012 20:53

I usually use the *car parking space fairy*...i ask her to direct me to a space ....and she does....it's usually one I'm unable to park into though.....cos I'm rubbish at parking...but it's very nice of her to try I feel :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 5 Mar 2012 20:59

Try looking in the door.

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 5 Mar 2012 21:06

St. Anthony, St. Anthony please turn around, something is lost and can't be found for Hayley she has lost a very important set of keys, and need them very badly.

REPEAT ........


There done it !!!


Let me know .....if you have found them Hayley :-D

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 5 Mar 2012 21:24

St Anthony doesn't work unless you promise him money...*grudging....ok will settle two quid if I can make it to the church tomorrow to pay him.

Just a question...how are you on your pc if you are standing on the doorstep? hmmmmm.....

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 5 Mar 2012 21:33

Bleeding capitalist !!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 5 Mar 2012 21:36

Quite right Muffy.....but it works! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 5 Mar 2012 21:43

I am in 'thouse because someone was in when I got home, but that wont be the thing tomorrow will it....I thought it was St Jude...tsk..

Muffy I think your car parking fairy is the same as my chocalate finding fairy she is useless bet its her thats had it away with me keys...

thank you everyone especiallty Malrilyn.....your a star ...BC offer him 50P :-D :-D

Mr Magoo looked there, Mildred I asked Itsmytelly if he'd seen them he went straight to my coat and checked the pockets and then emptied my handbag ( any excuse) like I did check them first thing this morning...tsk :-|

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 5 Mar 2012 22:11

I think i've made a crashing mistake by not offering the car parking fairy cold hard cash lololololol. There was me thinking she was just a bit rubbish...when really she was saving the best spaces for those that coughed up the dosh....

You live and learn :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

TeresaW

TeresaW Report 5 Mar 2012 22:22

They're on your desk at work...I'll lay a tenner on it. :-D :-D :-D


GRMarilyn...no, St Jude is the right Saint....the patron saint of lost causes. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D