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standard joke with my OH about me ..it's not an age thing (been messy for years) not TV dinners I eat at a table and I do it in restuarants. More like a rather large chest gets in the way. :-D Being short also means that in restuarants they sort of sit level (on) the table :-\

I was in the middle of adding to this when i got the 'essential maintenance' message. I do wish theyw ould let us know before they shut down and not after I have just typed out a post to add.

I was going to say.
I think it has a lot to do with erm.... shape. Everything lands on the balcony doesn't it. those who don't have one probably drop theirs on the floor and nobody sees!!!

Don't eat with your mouth full.

why is it only,

gravy,soup and saucy things that get on fronts??never see a spud or piece of meat on a t.shirt...... :-D

If you carefully plan your daily menu then you can organize your wardrobe so than your top always matches your food.

My o.h. eats quickly - his excuse is that he doesn't like to let his food go cold, his son is the same! He doesn't make sure food is properly on his fork I suspect, and doesn't lean forward to meet the fork so it often only makes it halfway before it falls off the fork and down his front. Potatoes, chips, meat, anything he picks up seems at risk of missing his mouth!

I used to go through loads of Ace washing stuff but can't find it, had to buy a different make last time I shopped. Hope it works as well.

Lizx

A new tie always attracts the soup of the day.

I dont have any kind of balcony! What I drop lands nearer my waistline.

.I always think that if I drop any down my cleavage the sherpas will eat it

Suppose the best thing to do is put a "Nosebag" on the way they used to with horses. :-D