General Chat

Most days when I visit Chat or General the boards appear empty,not very many members around,no-one to chat to .....where is everyone?

Then I remember I'm 'standing in the great hall' and if I open one of the many doors, there you all are!.....chatting away to each other on every topic under the sun.

No wonder it sometimes looks like there's nobody home! lololol

Mau XX :O))

Awww Mau close that door...am in the smallest room in the house! pmsl BC XX

It does seem very empty sometimes

hahahaha ... erm okay BC pmsl......you look soo comfy XX

Doesn't it Agatha? X think I'll put the kettle on,that usually does the trick lol

Oh how I agree with your Mau, but I am mostly to be found in the greenhouse at this time of year. Wouldn't want everyone trying to get in there. Such a tight fit, some of us would have to get married,tra la,tra la,He he.
Off for a well earned cuppa now.
Take Care
Julia in Derbyshire

Think thats where BC, reads her books.**M**.

Julia it would be warmer in the green house today,but hope the glass windows don't get blown out (not sure, if.like here,there are gales ablowing):O( x

Think it is Merlin....she has a bookcase in there ;o) x

*adjusts dress.....right am now on the patio...yoooooohooooo anyone!! Merlin I am shocked!! How did you know I was reading the Calma Suture!! Spooky!! lol BCXX

Weren't peeking under the door were you Merlin?......norty boy ;O)

Yes, it's very bleak sometimes Mau.

Where are the banter threads?

I don't want to discuss the minutiae of my life - that would soon clear the boards LOL
I can't be the only one who just wants a laugh now and then.

Maybe things will perk up now the Lady of Shallot is back LOL


BC ~~~~ Surely a lady of the medical proffession would be more au fait with Calmer Suttures?

I am just brushing up on er....procedures, Island. One can never learn enough in life,I find:-) *peels pomegranate with scalpel.....

And I so agree with you, I used to come on here for a banter...*trails off....but since Hayley left, nobody has time for an old lady....*sobs on Mau's shoulder pads......

BC XX

Well BC, I thought at the time of the disapearance of our dearest Hayley, that we should have had a protest. I could have knitted us all sweaters with 'Bring Back The Cheshire One'.
Island, how is she all medical.??? Does she lance bunions and boils or summat.
Tis' true there is no crack on the boards at the mo. So there isnt. (Touch of the lucious Jim MacDonald) there.
Queen of Shallot

Catch yourself on, so it is.

Remember Katie Boyle? Her husband was called Lance.
So he was.

LOL Island!

Well I specialise in carbuncles so I do..aw feckit, it's catching so it is.........so line up here *points scalpel..

I hate to say this BC...but yer dress is tucked in the back of yer knicker's and there is loo roll trailing from the back of your left shoe!! Tch! :>))

A deliberate ploy, dear Prickles, a deliberate ploy to catch the eye of a fine Grenadier buck who may be passing by on his white charger...it works every time:-) lol BC XX.

After a visit to the local whorehouse, a man noticed a collection of green nodules on his manhood, so he decides to see a doctor.
The doctor takes one look and says, "Hmm, this is serious!"
"What is it Doc.?" asks the man, now decidedly worried.
"Well!", says the doctor, "You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?"
"Yes!", says the man.
"Well!", says the doctor, "You've got brothel sprouts!"

OMG!!! lol Bob!!

You are too late Rose.........BC has already sworded!