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...if you DO insist on wearing flip flops!!!
BTW - did you know there's someone on FB called Philip Philop?

I have no idea how my costal cartilidge became torn - but it's the stuff that holds your 8th to 10th ribs (attached only at the back) level - by attaching them to your 7th rib.

Sheesh!

Now I have heard it all...fancy admiiting you have a corn......tis an age thing.....so I am told, that is :-))))

maggie philip phlop on my facebook
and i have met him

Morning Joy. Well, I think she is being abit mardy. It is probably only a blood blister from wearing inappropriate footwear to walk in. Just because she is an Empress, hers has got to be a corn.
And, I think she deserves a pimple on the end of her tongue for telling porkies to poor old Eldrick. There he was giving her good advice on getting a lift on a tractor, and she tells him there are none in her part of Cheshire. Well, there is, 'cause I saw them on my telly last night, in Cheshire, and there was a real farm also. I won't say which part, 'cause she will only say it's not where she lives.
It's all about her pride 'cause she is an Empress. What's wrong with her hitching up her frock and tucking it in her knickers to climb on a tractor.
I don't know, corn indeed. I can corner the market in corns, (forgive the pun). She wants to have mine. LOLOL
Julia in Derbyshire

morning julia hunxx

Julia I have reported your post I dont climb I dont wear common frocks or common knic................................anyway I have my foot now in plaster :))))

Morning Hayley, would that be an Elastoplast(er) LOLOL
Julia in Derbyshire

of course :)

hayley have you just admitted you dont wear knic...... "falls of bed laughing"

Stray, not common ones, anyway. Wonders what she does wear then.LOLOL
Julia in Derbyshire

empress ones :)))) but I do

, aw sparkly one encrusted with jewels lol x

Probably paper ones...I heard them at the Meet...they rustle when she walks....*titters.....

Well, I bought a job lot of common knickers, at an Ethel Austen closing down sale. Marco Pierre White was in there at the time, buying Yasser Arafat tea towels for his head. That was the tea towels not the kn****rs.
LOLOL
Julia in Derbyshire

Edit: perhaps BC if you heared them crinckling, the were T***. LOLOL