General Chat

jac, can you please let the Hon.gents keep their hands in their pockets ,they like to play with their toys.pmsl**M**

See I knew it, a petite Betty Boothroyd with ginger hair - what more could you want:)))))))))

Order! ..... ORDER!!!......FLIPPING ORDER!!!

Will the gentlemen on my left kindly refrain from picking their noses during Prime Minister's Question Time: it is neither necessary or sanitary:

Will the gentlemen on my right, kindly take their hands out of their pockets and place them on their knees.

thank you Members.

You may commence discussion!


How's that then Uggs? ))))

* sits disappointed, had hoped Rose would nominate her.

Nah I couldn't do it, there would be all sorts of folk going running to the tabloids about my past :)))

Definitely Jac for Speaker!

Oer Sylvia............ How enlightening that would be.

oooh Sally lol...I'll pop round and get it tomorrow :)

I have a nice long springy schooling whip with a white leather handgrip and silver end you can borrow Rose......

I'd vote for our Syl as Speaker, she'll ding em all off out of it for sure........

then TW for MP ........

I'd like to be tea lady of the house..........I could do me Mrs Overall impersonation and it'll give me a chance to let you all try me homemade macaroons.............

That'll be me with the whip....lol

Sorry Rose.......who on here......let me think.....

Guinevere always comes across as being sane and sensible, so she may be able to work something out.....

Uggers for a few laughs on the floor of the house.....

There are a lot on here who could sort out the planet.......and the rest could be back-benchers....

Now.....who for chief whip ?

goodness me woman remember your age..:}

Mac could be the Health Minister..............and get his poorly ticker mended immediately:))

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Uggers for PM!!!!!


pmsl :-)

awww spoilsport Kay ...lol but it's what I do best :( ....


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Is he Jean?....*quickly changes vote* Lol

Now can you imagine JLumley in a black crows gown with fish net stockings underneath.....

Rose stop being a flirt

I'd have my friend Eldrick hes got the AGE,knowledge,kindness and can fuff when needed, plus he wouldnt rob as he dont need the cash.:}}}}}}

No, no, no not Uggers....he's far too liberal :)

Look, I know he's already got a head as big as a space hopper, but at the risk of making it bigger I would vote for Uggers cos I generally agree with what he's saying. And even if I don't it doesn't matter cos I like him ;-))))

I think I'd have Jac as speaker. She wouldn't stand any shinanigans (sp?)

Mac, I see you as more as an 'Elder statesman' keeping the young whippersnappers in their place with your wealth of experience :))