General Chat

She has been acourting quite sometime.....and today is the day he visit our little palace....as well as having to scrub the house from top to bottom I have been given a list of things todo and say and certainly **stern look ** not to do.....and I have had to get washed and dressed and groomed for a night at the ocars...tsk

ohh good luck hun hope u get on ok xx

I am allowed to smile ...reply when asked a question..but no asking questions...offer refreshments....and ONLY complement the Princess,

I am not allowed to ..

smoke

swear

break wind ( from either ends)

play on the PC

watch TV
talk about how wonderful my sons aree

Lol Hayley..............I bet if you do all the things your under orders not to do........he will feel a lot more relaxed .

I always get ticked off for asking twenty questions..........lol

Good luck : )

show how I can burp the alphabet

get out any photo albums ( only the Princess baby one)

smell my slippers and offter him to do the same

*another stern look * not offer my finger to be pulled..

scratch anything.....

talk about geneolgy

and only be in the room when permission is granted....


Now where did I leave my rollers and pinnie...:))))))

Amanda **sulks** A mother has too......Ohhh and ask what he had for his lunch....or tell any rude jokes...tsk

I think it's a damn shame *pull my finger* has been banned.

I always find that a really good ice breaker !!! LOL.

Good luck. Hope itsmytelly doesn't nod off and grab where he shouldn't today lol xx

Well you ought to give the scratch and sniff slippers a miss I suppose......do they smell like stew if your feet get too hot ?............lol

You won't be able to stop your self asking questions Hayley.........that's how conversation is made.......isn't it ?

The poor little sod,,,,like a lamb to the slaughter lol

Hi Hayley xxxxxx ,,,,,,,,,gulp !

Muffy this has been planned like a military manoeuvre, Itsmytelly is at work and safely out of the house till 6pm.....Amanda I know ....its not right is it....and she said I mustn't show any of my wrestling moves....

** why has she flung my winnie pooh slippers out of the back door ?**

No Ray thats how it should be....but alas its not to be :-))))

whispers ** should I phone my Mum and sisters....they can do all of that..no warnings been made about them...**evil cackle**

RUPMSL xx

You missed out not slurping your tea Hayley or drinking out of saucer.........err have fun! :O)

*thinks didn't know Hayley's daughter,...I mean Princess, ..was going out with Prince Harry lololo
Mau xxx

he plays rugar haw haw Mau..lol....thank gowd I havent got any riding boots and jopers she would have me wearing them and shouting tallyhoooo......

That sounds like a good plan Hayley.........it is a bank holiday weekend and that's just when family turns up unannounced.............will you tell them to bring lot's of embarrassing baby photos with them ?

Brings over Rays dummy from other thread
Here you are Hayley
Pop that in every time you start to ask a question
lol

I don't it that she is worried about Mo..you see I had cabbage for dinner last night and welll...........she may tell me shove the dummy else where.....lol

Amanda there is none....Our Princess is a bit on the vain side ( with very good cause to be ) .......and she was beauifu as ababyl and as she says ...gorrrrrjessssss.....lol

tuts...................cabbage
will send over spare gas mask for him then

Well if you start to feel nervous there might be trouble with the cabbage effect..............try wearing a really tight skirt and walk like a Japanese lady ............hope it helps : )