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Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:01
	What type of vehicle is Ernie driving, according to the song's lyrics? Milk truck Milk float Milk cart Milk van 2. At what address did the widow named Sue live? It was not specified Market Street 22 Liddley Lane 111 Station Road 3. How many times a week did Ernie get "Cocoa" at Sue's place? 3 times Once Twice As often as he could manage 4. When Sue suggested to Ernie she would like to bathe in milk, what type did Ernie suggest was "Best"? Pasteurised Full cream Homogenised Skim 5. Sue wanted Ernie to fill the bath with milk till it came "up to her" what? Neck Chest Chin Mouth 6. Ernie's rival was named Two-Ton Ted. How is Ted described in the song? Portly Overbearing Nasty Evil 7. What was it that Sue noticed about Ted that "very near turned her head"? His dried assortment His treacle tarts His tasty wholemeal bread The size of his hot meat pies 8. What tasty treat did Ted know was guaranteed to let him "have his wicked way" with Sue? Crumpet Macaroon Layer cake Hot rolls 9. "One lunch time Ted saw Ernie's horse and cart outside her door". In the following line, what time of day is it that Ted sees it again? 6.00 pm 5.30 pm 5.00 pm 4.30 pm 10. What retribution does Ted take on Ernie when he realises that Ernie is still at Sue's place? He sets Sue's house on fire He sends Ernie's horse away He kicks Ernie's horse He pours Ernie's milk down the drain 11. What was Ernie's horse's name? Phar Lap Secretariat Black Beauty Trigger 12. What method did Ted suggest to Ernie to decide who should marry Susie? Playing cards A duel Flipping a coin Rock, scissors, paper 13. Ted and Ernie are fighting over Sue, and in the style of the old west: "Ted went for his bun". The song continues: "But Ernie was too quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, and a ___ flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand". What flavour was the yoghurt? Strawberry Vanilla Chocolate Almond 14. Poor Ernie, he loses his fight with Ted. What was it that finished Ernie off? Crusty crumpet Rock cake Stale pork pie Massive macaroon 15. Do Sue and Ted marry in the end? Yes No
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	2 May 2009 00:04
	er.....could you hum it, Sue? And yes, I think they marry at the end:-))) BC XX
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:06
	If you really think that me humming it will help, Buttercup..... mmmmmmmmmmmmm Sue x
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	2 May 2009 00:10
	*listens intently....ummmmm... Was that B flat? Up to her neck? As often as he could manage?
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 00:16
	On a genealogy note, Benny Hill is buried in Hollybrook cemetery in Southampton - I came across his grave whilst looking for my grandad's first wife (no good someone had been buried above her) and my g grandmother's (collapsed) graves. The dairy he is referring to was in Eastleigh.
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:16
	course not - it was A sharp Not up to her neck and not as often as he could manage Sue xxx
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:18
	I didn't expect that, Maggie Funny what folks on GR know, isn't it? Sue x
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 00:22
	...and I don't/didn't even like Benny Hill lol!!
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:24
	Me neither, but then when a girl's got a song with her name in it.... Sue x
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:27
	Could well be, Mummo But back to more serious matters(!) What tasty treat did Ted know was guaranteed to let him "have his wicked way" with Sue? Crumpet Macaroon Layer cake Hot rolls We need to know! Sue x
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 00:29
	Macaroon!!!!
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	2 May 2009 00:31
	welcome to Mastermind, specialist subject "Ernie and his Milkcart" Maggie! Sue x
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 00:35
	Is it number 9 now?
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 00:43
	Oooh - just looked at the lyrics - it was his layer cake! And all these years I thought a macaroon was the way to Sues 'heart' LOL
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 4,138 Send Message	Kaz in a Tizz	Report	2 May 2009 00:59
	1 Milk cart 2 Liddley Lane no 22 3 3 x 4 parstuerised is best "oh Ernie' 5 chest 6 Evil 7 his hot meat pies 8 his macaroon 9 4.30 pm 10 omg don't now sobs did he kick him 11 Trigger 12 duel 13 Strawberry 14 Rock cake 15 yes Pmsl I think I need to get a life lololol
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 01:01
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	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 4,138 Send Message	Kaz in a Tizz	Report	2 May 2009 01:07
	Omg who is that Kaz??? I think someone has been hacking into my account!! I know nothing about Ernie or his floozy Sue I am a normal person I do family history, I have even been on 'records' !!!
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,705 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	2 May 2009 01:10
	turns away in embarrassment Why did this person post next to me?
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad)
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 4,138 Send Message	Kaz in a Tizz	Report	2 May 2009 01:20
	holds head in hands Sorry Maggie I can't even remember Benny Hill - no I can't crosses fingers behind back - it so isn't my party piece nooooooo> I do a great rendition of Build me up Buttercup tho, shall I sing?
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 2,624 Send Message	Stevie	Report	2 May 2009 01:22
	Who's Benny Hill?. lol :o)

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