General Chat

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Not back by popular demand but by God this board needs it so it's here!

Form an orderly queue and no pushing at the back please!

Jill

*grumbles...am not sitting straight, Mrs G...not for no one...or should that be anyone? *flicks peanuts in gob.......

BC - ahem - words like "gob" and "flick" are not allowed here sweetheart.

You could substitute something else to sound a teensy weensy bit more ladylike ... although personally I would avoid substitutions such as "toss" and "orifice" in case the pc brigade pick up on the wrong end of the stick!

Now, calmly dear, and try to eat those peanuts without too much lip-smacking, there's a love!

Jill

Scuse me for asking but does Canterbury come under East Kent? Son is at uni there.

Hi Helen

Yes - I suppose it does. It's about 6 miles away. My OH was doing a bit of part-time lecturing/workshoppy stuff during the spring term there.

I did my degree there too - part-time.

Jill

Ere missus can i cum in like ???

I know Medway ain't the posh end of Kent like but ... well, ya know ya need the numbers maybe ??? *sniffs*

Ere Anne...use me sleeve:-)

Nah is alright BC got me own sleeve mate lolol xxx

l used to live in Chartham,just outside Canterbury, used to work as a receptionist at the Cathedral Gate hotel, so can l come.

Oooh Mummo

I thought you were just saying Chat-um wiv a posh accent then lolol

I would like a desk at the front please. ( as long as it is not next to McAnne )

I don't need any teaching ................................. I just want to heckle the teacher !

*grabs desk at back of class*

Great i can flick me old chewin gum at the back of Wobin's head wiv me ruler from ere ........... *sniggers*

Sorry McAnne, don't do posh, lol, used to live in the cemetery in Chartham. Oh uncle was gate keeper in the Cathedral and my kids were christened there.

But 6 week old dentine doesn't stick to anything

That's alright Mummo - can't be doing wiv posh meself lol

Jumped up and pompous ain't it?? lol

Can I come in?... expelled from the last one for not being able to speak with marbles in mouth. I have been practicing and can sound posh and have exemplary manners and etiquette skills.... promise!
I'm in Essex but daughter lives in Canterbury and I accept it is the Garden of England :o))

Tina x x

Well class ... you are a motley bunch I'll give you that.

Chewing gum in the bin please - no throwing.

Sit up straight you lanky young man at the front - Robin is it? Well, I can keep an eye on you from here then can't I?

OK - elocution lessons first or shall we have a spelling bee?

Anyone have any major behvioural problems that we need to tackle - beyond the estuary speak and the chewing gum?

Mrs G

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Mummo! The word is pardon ... please.

Jill