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FAO of Kitty...

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Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:26

Your parenting skills or Grandparenting skills are a little on the loose side dear or in other words need a brushing up....


I think you'll find you put your poor grandsons nappy on the wrong end....it doesnt go on his head hun...pmsl

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 13 Apr 2009 19:31

What with this and her cooking............

Did you know Kitty has a Black Belt in Cooking......She can kill a man with one CHOP........lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:32

**frets**

Mo there isnt one in sight...NB when I finally become a Grandma doesnt ask Kitty to babysit or cook...

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 19:32

LOL Hayley.................I wondered why my lap was all wet!! *tuts*

Isn't he the most adorable baby ever though:))))))))))))))

xx

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:33

**nods head at Babs....worrying isnt it......lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:33

ermmmm Kitty where is the little fellow now :-)))

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 19:35

He's gone home and will be tucked up in his cot by now I should think:)

I am looking after him all day tomorrow though...........any tips?

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:37

OMD I have lots..

1...only feed him what his mother brings him

2... Do NOT sing to him

3... when changing his nappy please put the new one in the correct place where you remove the old one. from...near his legs area...


4...Bring him to his Aunty Hayley :-))))))

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 13 Apr 2009 19:40

Aw bless Kitty...have you got your L plates on...........you lucky thing you...x

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:44

He is beautiful I could eat him Kitty.......do you have "L" plates on his pram?

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 19:46

The L plates fall off every time I hit something:(

I would so love you all to see him, he says goo and everything:))

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:50

The L plates fall off every time I hit something:( FPMSL...


Ohhh Kitty I remember pushing my son in his big pram with the hood up and it was raining I was walkin with my head down and walked in a lamppost ...I had my other son sat on a seat on the front of the pram so the handle of the pram was in my tum it was very painful and the baby screamed all the way home...

Merlin

Merlin Report 13 Apr 2009 19:52

Two Suggestions Kitty ,First One Move,second one don,t cook anything for him.pmsl **M**.Ps. or but anything from Barbaras Boot Sale Stall.Could be Dodgy gear.xx

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 19:54

Now those big prams were lovely................his has swivelly wheels on the front and fixed at the back, very difficult to steer on a bumpy surface you know!

Plus.............I can't work the brake out so have to hang on tight at all times.

And I have only once put his nappy on backwards:) *smiles proudly*

xx

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 13 Apr 2009 19:54

Watch it Merlin, I'll get Kitty to give you a Karate Chop....lol....xxx

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 19:55

Or a pork chop..............way more dangerous:)) LOL

xx

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 13 Apr 2009 19:56

Tear the L Plates up Kitty...you've passed...............well done Supergran.....

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 13 Apr 2009 19:59

Evening Merlin ...Babs~~~~

Ermm Kitty you have had 3 of your own...lol I am going to get a big pram for my house when I am a Grandma :-)))

My mum babysat for me when we moved when my eldest was a few months old he was very tiny and didnt come out of hosptal till he was 11 weeks old and still only weighted 4 lb 7.....anyway he was very sicky so I left about 3 changes of clothes for him and when I went to get him a couple of hours later....I went to pick him up of the pram I thought he was put on weight....she had put all 3 outfits on him....lol

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 13 Apr 2009 20:06

Hi Hayley

I baby sat for a friend once when her hubby was taken into hospital suddenly (appendicitis) she dropped the baby off to at our house and a bag of stuff. When I had to change his nappy, I looked in the bag and she hadn't put any in, it was too late for the shops so he ended up with one of my hand towels on and stuck with sellotape, because I hadn't any pins!!!

He slept like an angel bless him....lol

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 13 Apr 2009 20:06

*counts birth certificates*

I've had 4 Hayley................and all my prams were proper prams with those canopy sunshades and everything *sighs happily*

LOL at your Mum and the outfits:))

It took me ages to dress him when he was teeny tiny and new, I was scared I would break him. He's more bendy now though.

My daughter says we get on so well as we are both on the same wavelength.............isn't she kind!

I have threatened to sing to him if he won't go to sleep, works every time. :)

Edit LOL Barbara..........clever you!
xx