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McB

McB Report 31 Mar 2009 21:19

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

Dermot

Dermot Report 31 Mar 2009 21:24

I'm as old as my tongue & a bit older than some of my teeth.

F

F Report 31 Mar 2009 21:58

Old is when your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you are barefoot :)

Jane

Jane Report 31 Mar 2009 22:00

PMSL .FamilySearcher

McB

McB Report 31 Mar 2009 22:02

"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

EyebrowsEd

EyebrowsEd Report 31 Mar 2009 22:08

"Old" is when ...

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night ...

suzian

suzian Report 31 Mar 2009 22:11

Nah, Ed

Old is when it takes you all night to remember what you used to do all night...

Sue x

EyebrowsEd

EyebrowsEd Report 31 Mar 2009 22:13

LOL Sue

McB

McB Report 31 Mar 2009 22:23

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Liz 47

Liz 47 Report 31 Mar 2009 22:59

My husband says -

I may not be as good as I was once was, but I am as good once as I always was.

Liz

Researching:
Dad and Aunty Dolly with Grandad WW1

Wenders

Wenders Report 31 Mar 2009 23:08

nice one McB but then that makes you have knobbly knees

suzian

suzian Report 31 Mar 2009 23:11

That's about it Liz

Youth's all quantity and maturity's all quality

Sue x

Wenders

Wenders Report 31 Mar 2009 23:18

your only as old as the man that you feel
so okay whos younger than me lol

suzian

suzian Report 31 Mar 2009 23:20

would that be Madonna's latest single, Wenders?

Sue x

Wenders

Wenders Report 31 Mar 2009 23:21

it fits Sue lol
or it could be
whos my baby now lol

Wenders

Wenders Report 31 Mar 2009 23:52

goodnight eveyone im off to my bed

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Apr 2009 07:34

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly & lie about your age.

As the old cock crows, the young cock learns.

Like the past, the scenes of our youth are always beautiful if we do not have to live in them again.

Do not resist growing old because many are denied the privilege of doing so.

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 07:39

old is when you think you have made love for 1 hour 2 Min's. none stop but then realise the clocks had gone forwards an hour

BOBBIE

BOBBIE Report 1 Apr 2009 07:44

old is when the only music you can make love to without changing the records are
the minute waltz and
the unfinished symphony

Ray

Ray Report 1 Apr 2009 09:07

Old is when you can remember running all the way home from the
sweet shop, to open your can of Coke (no ring pull back then lol)

Ray

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