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Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	31 Mar 2009 21:19
	"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	31 Mar 2009 21:24
	I'm as old as my tongue & a bit older than some of my teeth.
Member Since: August 2008 Posts: 147 Send Message	F	Report	31 Mar 2009 21:58
Member Since: August 2008 Posts: 147 Send Message	Old is when your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you are barefoot :)
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:00
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	PMSL .FamilySearcher
Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:02
	"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 486 Send Message	EyebrowsEd	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:08
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 486 Send Message	"Old" is when ... It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night ...
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:11
	Nah, Ed Old is when it takes you all night to remember what you used to do all night... Sue x
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 486 Send Message	EyebrowsEd	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:13
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 486 Send Message	LOL Sue
Member Since: September 2004 Posts: 3,234 Send Message	McB	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:23
	"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 5,688 Send Message	Liz 47	Report	31 Mar 2009 22:59
	My husband says - I may not be as good as I was once was, but I am as good once as I always was. Liz
	Researching: Dad and Aunty Dolly with Grandad WW1
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 2,111 Send Message	Wenders	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:08
	nice one McB but then that makes you have knobbly knees
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:11
	That's about it Liz Youth's all quantity and maturity's all quality Sue x
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 2,111 Send Message	Wenders	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:18
	your only as old as the man that you feel so okay whos younger than me lol
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 4,248 Send Message	suzian	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:20
	would that be Madonna's latest single, Wenders? Sue x
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 2,111 Send Message	Wenders	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:21
	it fits Sue lol or it could be whos my baby now lol
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 2,111 Send Message	Wenders	Report	31 Mar 2009 23:52
	goodnight eveyone im off to my bed
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	1 Apr 2009 07:34
	The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly & lie about your age. As the old cock crows, the young cock learns. Like the past, the scenes of our youth are always beautiful if we do not have to live in them again. Do not resist growing old because many are denied the privilege of doing so.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 1,940 Send Message	BOBBIE	Report	1 Apr 2009 07:39
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 1,940 Send Message	old is when you think you have made love for 1 hour 2 Min's. none stop but then realise the clocks had gone forwards an hour
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 1,940 Send Message	BOBBIE	Report	1 Apr 2009 07:44
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 1,940 Send Message	old is when the only music you can make love to without changing the records are the minute waltz and the unfinished symphony
Member Since: September 2007 Posts: 2,666 Send Message	Ray	Report	1 Apr 2009 09:07
	Old is when you can remember running all the way home from the sweet shop, to open your can of Coke (no ring pull back then lol) Ray

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